Linyang Zhang

Andre: Shen won’t come out of his room again.

Corin: Just tell him I said something.

Andre: Like what?

Corin: Like anything factually incorrect.

Shen, arriving a few minutes later: Did you say that the SUN is a PLANET-

@olivia Anyone can post! 🙂

@hope-ann I’m afraid I can’t be much help. Just a couple of things, then:

1. My sister likes old prose, and is determined to write in that style

2. Classics are written in old prose and still enjoyable (For the most part)

I think every author has their own unique writing voice, and if yours is old prose, then go for it! I would suggest reading…[Read more]

Devon: How do you want your coffee?

Rolo: As black as my soul.

Devon: So, milk, then.

Devon: *spots Aven* Yeah, you’re not even going to get sugar in yours.

@cassie-hartfinh This was great! XD I feel like I’ve seen your stuff before.

@naiya-dyani As someone who has had boiled Pepsi before, I’m only going to be remotely disgusted XD

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Leif: Do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Equanimity: You’re a hazard to society.

Hathach: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Andrew: I have no fears.

Jay: What if you woke up one day and Elijah was taller than…[Read more]

@hope-ann

I think that having many different kinds of characters is a great way to reach many different kinds of people. People often identify with characters they’re like, so there may be quiet people who like quiet characters XD. Though, of course, it depends on how well they’re executed.

Quiet people are generally sassy too. They just know…[Read more]

Camreigh: I miss the old days.

Seeker: Back when we were in the Zodiacs together?

Camreigh: No, before I met you.

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Dante, t-posing in the doorway: Greetings, parental figure.

Adrian, without looking up: Hello, problem child.

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Andrew: Hey.

Hypnos: Yes?

Andrew: I can’t sleep.

Hypnos: Well, I can. Goodnight.

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Ben: Somebody is…[Read more]

@anne_the_noob14 Haha glad you enjoy XD (All stolen memes, really. Just like everything.)

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Star Runner: The best part of the Oreo is the cookie part and not the cream part. Deal with it.

Dream Catcher: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Shadow Seeker: Yo Socrates…[Read more]

@anne_the_noob14 XD

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Rainan: When I first met you, I did not like you.

Devon: Uh-huh.

Rainan: But then we spent almost almost a year together.

Devon: And?

Rainan: It did not get better.

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Japeth: Do not fear death; fear the state you will die in.

Ryoga: *whispering* …New Jersey?

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Zedek: How do you plead?

Rachel: *looks over…[Read more]

@naiya-dyani Thank you~

Soren: The real treasure were the memories that we made along the way.

Ana: I almost died!

Carlos: Ah, yes, that was my fondest memory.

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Natasha: Sorry I’m late. I was doing…stuff.

Aine: *running in, noticeably disheveled* YOU SHOVED ME DOWN THE STAIRS!

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Jude: Sorry, can’t come tonight. Got the bubonic…[Read more]

@urwen-starial Not sure if you’re welcoming me but thank you!

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Hathach: *choking*

Leif: Quick! Call 911!

Equanimity: I’m trying, but the 9 won’t work!

Leif: Turn the phone upside down and use the 6!

Equanimity: Great idea!

Hathach: *momentarily stops choking* What-

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Hathach: FOUR MONTHS.

Equanimity: What is it?

Leif: Oh it’s not t…[Read more]

Shatterer: I found a blank notebook. What should I put in it?

Raven: Put spaghetti in it.

Shatterer: I am taking suggestions from everyone but you.

Rainan: Put spaghetti in it.

Shatterer: I am taking suggestions from everyone but you two.

Adonis: Put spaghetti in it.

Shatterer: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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Shen: Truth or…[Read more]