Linyang Zhang

Andre: How long  are we gonna let him do that?

Shen: Just give him a minute.

Corin: *pushing on a door that clearly says ‘pull’*

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Ben: Okay. You take the ones on the right, I’ll take the ones on the left.

James: But there are twice as many on the right.

Ben: I know. I can count.

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Camreigh: I love this picture of the Zodiacs. We were…[Read more]

Andre: Shen won’t come out of his room again.

Corin: Just tell him I said something.

Andre: Like what?

Corin: Like anything factually incorrect.

Shen, arriving a few minutes later: Did you say that the SUN is a PLANET-

Camreigh: I miss the old days.

Seeker: Back when we were in the Zodiacs together?

Camreigh: No, before I met you.

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Dante, t-posing in the doorway: Greetings, parental figure.

Adrian, without looking up: Hello, problem child.

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Andrew: Hey.

Hypnos: Yes?

Andrew: I can’t sleep.

Hypnos: Well, I can. Goodnight.

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Ben: Somebody is…[Read more]

@anne_the_noob14 XD

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Rainan: When I first met you, I did not like you.

Devon: Uh-huh.

Rainan: But then we spent almost almost a year together.

Devon: And?

Rainan: It did not get better.

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Japeth: Do not fear death; fear the state you will die in.

Ryoga: *whispering* …New Jersey?

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Zedek: How do you plead?

Rachel: *looks over…[Read more]

@naiya-dyani Thank you~

Soren: The real treasure were the memories that we made along the way.

Ana: I almost died!

Carlos: Ah, yes, that was my fondest memory.

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Natasha: Sorry I’m late. I was doing…stuff.

Aine: *running in, noticeably disheveled* YOU SHOVED ME DOWN THE STAIRS!

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Jude: Sorry, can’t come tonight. Got the bubonic…[Read more]

@urwen-starial Not sure if you’re welcoming me but thank you!

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Hathach: *choking*

Leif: Quick! Call 911!

Equanimity: I’m trying, but the 9 won’t work!

Leif: Turn the phone upside down and use the 6!

Equanimity: Great idea!

Hathach: *momentarily stops choking* What-

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Hathach: FOUR MONTHS.

Equanimity: What is it?

Leif: Oh it’s not t…[Read more]

Shatterer: I found a blank notebook. What should I put in it?

Raven: Put spaghetti in it.

Shatterer: I am taking suggestions from everyone but you.

Rainan: Put spaghetti in it.

Shatterer: I am taking suggestions from everyone but you two.

Adonis: Put spaghetti in it.

Shatterer: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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Shen: Truth or…[Read more]

Scourge, reading off of a fortune cookie: If you kill a killer, the amount of killers in the world remains the same.

Oryn, mouth full of Chinese takeout: Kill two.

Cleopas: If you’re fortunate enough, your insides will never see light.

Nathan: Not if I swallow this light stick!

Cleopas: Nathan no-