Cathy

@this-is-not-an-alien

*sigh* that’s fair, I guess…

You guessed correctly. 🙃

I’M TOO SICK TO EVEN YELL AT YOU WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TOOO!!!!!

Obviously, the magnificence of your yelling has not been affected too much by your illness.

@rose-colored-fancy

I have suggestions. Mutiny, coup, rebellion.

Someone’s in a rebellious mood.

Simply stabb…

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@kimlikesart

and y’all this is one of my bestest, sweetest most wonderfulest friends ever and she has an awesome newsletter you should totally subscribe!!! *btw how do they subscribe, where do I give them a link to subscribe…?*

Hi Kimmi! I think we vaguely met in the Villain’s character castle! It’s nice to meet you more properly 😀 (I swear I’m u…[Read more]

@this-is-not-an-alien

idk where that noah-cochran is…? *accusative look

My deepest apologies, dear Cathy. Life is a demanding master. 🙃

@skylarynn

It’s good to see you again! How have you been?

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@this-is-not-an-alien

School’s been alright!

And oooh!!! You’re starting a newsletter!!!!!!!!!!! (Or have you started one? What are you planning on sending? Have I subscribed yet?)

Have you finished the college and disability applications yet?
How do you think that will go?…[Read more]

My Lord Castle is getting impatient but forces My Lord Castle to wait.

*begins coming up with mischief for if they stay, though he didn’t expect it* And ooh. Moo hoo ha-

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Nithel’s stomach flips when the man lifts his shirt enough to show the scars. Memories rush him, ones he’d tried desperately to forget but refused to leave.

Nithel…[Read more]

“We should take a vote: who wants to move forward and who wants to pursue negotiation with the Castle?”

Jango and Brendin exchanged a glance, considering.  “Well,” Brendin began with a wry smile, “last time I tried to negotiate with an eldritch being, I lost something.”  He lifted the golem arm to show them, the burnished argil glinting like…[Read more]

@this-is-not-an-alien

@rose-colored-fancy

First things first, imma say all the words inside my head, I’m fired up and tired of all THE MISSPELLED WORDS HERE WOOOOO

SECOND THING SECOND DON’T YOU TELL HOW YOU THINK IT SHOULD BE SPELLED

I’M THE ONE AT THE TYPER, I’M THE MASTER OF MY MEMES WOOOOOO
I WAS SPELLING FROM A YOUNG AGE

TAKING MY TYPING…

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@this-is-not-an-alien

@erynne

First things first, imma say all the words inside my head, I’m fired up and tired of all THE MISSPELLED WORDS HERE WOOOOO

SECOND THING SECOND DON’T YOU TELL HOW YOU THINK IT SHOULD BE SPELLED

I’M THE ONE AT THE TYPER, I’M THE MASTER OF MY MEMES WOOOOOO

I WAS SPELLING FROM A YOUNG AGE

TAKING MY TYPING TO THE MAS…[Read more]

@this-is-not-an-alien

*catches the pink glitter and sweeps it all over my cloths* A thousand pardons, Madam Your Grace Duchess Troll of the Lowlands, forgive my insolence as I grovel at your feet in full theatrics. I am, of course, totally sorry and apologetic and not just throwing myself into a dramatic act!

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@this-is-not-an-alien

HA!!! btw I just about died reading that post, LOL!

LOLLLLL thanks Cathy! I live for making people laugh with my stories. I feel like that could be a hidden talent of mine – good news here actually, recently I wrote the script for a short film for a group college assignment. I accidently made it a comedy and it went down…[Read more]

@this-is-not-an-alien

Yes, SonicCup, I love it!

*waves* Allo everybody!

@this-is-not-an-alien

Hi!!! I’m doing alright. How are you? How is graphic design? Do you like your teacher?

Oui… It’s been busy the past several weeks. (I’m sorry I dropped the ball.) But Nithel’s has replied now!

@this-is-not-an-alien

 this Castle has that character I keep talking about, Alessio, in case you wanna interact? Oh and erynne, I can’t have you two trolls without Erynne!

You refer to me, Duchess of the lowlands, as a troll? Shame on you and your livestock. *Throws pink glitter at you*

Aww, I wish I could, but I’m already working on like two b…[Read more]

@calidris

well if we’re playing that game, then I’m the most merciful author here because I have spared Basil and Saskia such trauma by not giving them parents at all >:D

Honey, you locked them up in a lab in isolation for literally all of their lives and gave them fifteen flavors of trauma there. You have never once been merciful. XD…[Read more]

“Who did that?” Alessio growled and Nithel looked up. His brows furrowed, and for a moment, he had no idea what the youth meant. Then he saw where he was looking, and Nithel’s eyes turned a bit heavy.

He was about to answer, when Alessio tried to apologize, “Sorry.. sorry, I wasn’t…devils.”

Nithel’s brows furrowed a bit more, and he doesn’t k…[Read more]

@this-is-not-an-alien

@irishcelticredflowercrown

 I’m sorry to hear that you’re sick, hope you get better soon hun!

YOU’RE SICK AND YOU DIDN’T TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU ARE EMOJI GET-WELL CAKES I EXPECT YOU TO EAT EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!!!!!!!

Poor thing, get plenty of sleep, ok? No projects instead of sleep!!   *Me: writing this exactly 22…

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“It looks…safe enough.” Alessio said.

Nithel licked his lips after trying a fruit. It was… sweet. But also tart and filling. Like something his eldest daughter would bake. Nithel’s heart tugged, his eyes serious. He looked at Alessio a moment, before pulling off his shirt, and looking back at the food. Nithel’s skin was deeply tanned. There…[Read more]