K. A. Grey

@i-david  I actually did mean to call you Davie, and Master used is used “as a title prefixed to the name of a boy not old enough to be called “Mr.”  It’s so much more insulting that way.  *grins maliciously*

And yeah, I guess you’re right.  Maybe it depends on whose name it is you’re punning on.

@i-david  Ewww, guys are so disgusting….  But it was fairly amusing. XD  How come you didn’t put it on Comedy of Writers?

@eden-anderson  *receives hug and gives one back*   Ah, dear. I kinda sensed you might be hurt, and then I felt really bad.  😢

Should I put the suggestions on here, or on the Google doc?

@i-david  Edenethor= Eden +Author   Right, Master-Davie-Giver-of-Nicknames?

E-DEN OF LIONS Ha!  (Wait, isn’t that kinda mean?)😮

@eden-anderson  Eeeeeeeden, come baaaaaaack!   If I have destroyed the tender hopes and dreams of a young authoress I shall never forgive myself.

@eden-anderson  Ah, dear girl, I feel like I’ve just torn right into you with dragon claws.  Looking over my comments, some of them were pretty brutal.  I’m sorry.

I truly do want to help you, and I have an idea that might better match with your setting if you would permit me to share.

@kari-karast  Um, hot chocolate.  Or was it torturing characters?

@eden-anderson  Sure, you’re welcome!  😀  Let’s make this really something. 😉

@kari-karast  Just the forget the whole prunejuicerhymesbettercoffeelatte thing.  Just forget it… Okay?

@eden-anderson  Hey, I would be happy to comment on it!  But only if you really want me to.  🙂

@i-david  Do ya mind, sirrah?

Lament 

The snow glistens under the moonlight

Like a sea of diamonds–

But as I walk, my footprints

Mar the perfectness. 

@kari-karast  I was referring to the thing I wrote (“rhymes better than prune juice anyway”), meaning I should just stick with writing humorous pieces instead of trying to be some wise guy/smart aleck.

Sorry if I sounded cranky last night…. or stupid.  😉

@kari-karast  Ha! My jokes are so stupid no one notices them. Yeah, that was it.  I tell you I’m tired.  *sigh* I should just stick with “prune juice.”

And yeah I’m taking Spanish II so, um, “Dios le bendiga”?  Buenas noches, senorita!

@kari-karast  Whoo, boy.  I would NOT wanna be you.

Yeah,  so my feeble attempt at humor failed.  Guess I’m tired. “The Critic” was written a week ago, so it was funnier.  Good night, crazies.

@kari-karast  Must be real tough.  Tortured characters are the most dangerous threats known to writerkind.  What do you do, hang ’em by their toes and tickle away with a feather duster?  (Okay, sorry, I admit that was really, really lame.)

@i-david

@kari-karast

*curtsies*

Thank you, thank you.  @i-david  I have a confession to make.  I actually had to Google “breaking the fourth wall”.  XD  Well, you learn something new every day.  Night.  I imagined it as typing up something up while someone was looking over your shoulder.

@i-david  Thanks!

The Critic

For her a pumpkin spice latte

For me a plain black coffee…

Well, hello, yourself.  What am I doing?  Well, I’m writing a poem.

See? It’s called “A Coffee Shop.”  That’s boring?  Well, why don’t you come up with a better–

Say that again?  Coffee doesn’t rhyme with latte?  Sure it does– it rhymes better than, say,…[Read more]

@i-david  Hey, so this is a place to post funny stuff?  Can I join, and post something?

@eden-anderson  Ah, okay.  I get it now, and that is pretty funny.  🙂

@eden-anderson  @i-david  Wait, that was a pun?  I totally missed it.  Wow, I’m slow.  Well, I still want to go Heaven any way.  🙂   *disappears before I embarrass myself further*

@i-david *whispers* Me too.

And Narnia. And Green Gables. And Baker Street. And everywhere else the logical mind says I cannot go.

Ignore us.