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  • Livi Ryddle replied to the topic Character memes in the forum Characters 6 years, 2 months ago

    @urwen-starial @emberynus-the-dragonslayer @dakota @esmeralda-gramilton @naiya-dyani

    iT GETS BETTER EVERY TIME I COME BACK

    I love this XD

     

     

    Dharin: *rubs his cheek* *whispers to me* she packs a good punch, goshdarnit!

    Me: *nods unsympathetically* You deserved it.

     

    Gwen, Werrley, Greyl, Stilton, and Dana enter.

    Stilton and Werrley: *immediately go grab bottles of whipped cream*

    Gwen and Dana: *roll their eyes and join Grace and Jin and everyone else on the sidelines*

    Literally everyone: *expects Greyl to also join them on the sidelines*

    Greyl: *looks back and forth, considering*    Ya know what? *grabs bottle* I’m in! *shrugs at Gwen’s bewildered look* Haven’t had this much fun in ages!

    Me: *decides to leave the fray and join the sideline crew* *also so I can keep an eye on Dharin*

     

    Gotta steal some of these real quick…

    Gwen: All in all, this trip was 100% successful!

    Werrley: We lost Dharin, though.

    Stilton, Greyl, Dana, and Gwen, simultaneously: ALL IN ALL, THIS TRIP WAS 100% SUCCESSFUL!!!

     

    Dharin: So I got in the cave and the dragon was like “AAAAHHH DHARIN” and I was like “AAAAA DRAGON” but I killed it with no trouble.

    Gwen: Dana literally just put thirty-six stitches in your leg, you have a black eye, a gash above your eyebrow, and your left wrist is swollen. How is that “no trouble”??

     

    Dharin: Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?

    Gwen: Of course not.

    Dharin: Good, cause I didn’t turn the oven off before I left your house and I think that cloud of smoke is coming from the general direction of your hou- *Gwen punches him in the nose, grabs his horse, and takes off back to her house*

    Dharin, wiping blood off his chin: Wait! That’s my horse! How am I supposed to get back??

    Gwen, yelling back over her shoulder: YOU’RE NOT

     

    Dharin: I am evil. I am darkness. I feed off the souls of my enemies and I-

    Stilton: You sleep with a stuffed Valentine’s day bear that you named Sir Fluffs-A-Lot.

    Dharin: HE IS SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS. NO ONE SHALL SPEAK EVIL OF SIR FLUFFS-A-LOT AND LIVE.

    Stilton: Yeah, cause they’ll laugh so hard they’ll suffocate XD

    Dharin: *scowl slowly turns into pout* *in quiet voice:* you mean you don’t like Sir Fluffs? *starts tearing up and sniffles*

    Stilton, with alarm: woAH HEY HEY DON’T CRY please don’t cry I can’t handle people who are crying please please….. *starts crying*

    Gwen: *comes in*

    *Stilton and Dharin are sitting on the floor, tears streaming down their cheeks, Dharin holding his stuffed bear*

    Gwen: What happened?? Are you guys ok??

    Dharin: HE DOESN’T LIKE SIR FLUFFS-A-LOT!!!

    Stilton, at the same time: HE STARTED CRYING!! I MADE HIM CRYYYYYY *breaks down in more sobs*

    Gwen: … c’mere. *opens arms for group hug*

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