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@erynne

You, miss, are a Troll Duchess.

You insult me, ma’am. Gravely and deeply! If you were to call me a mythical creature, pick one worthy of me, like a unicorn! Trolls are short and ugly, and I am neither of those things, so you are not only insulting, but inaccurate.

Take back thine insult or I shall be forced to defend my honor by the sword! *flourishes sword with great enthousiasm*

(Also, since I am a duchess the correct title of adress is “Your Grace” not “miss”)

(Am I taking this joke too far? Possibly. Will I stop? Absolutely not.)