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@naiya-dyani

“Count the stem, too” XD

Sksksksksksk that next one sounds like me, my crush, and my crush’s sister XD

*pats Kiet’s head* Don’t listen to Tai, sweetie. He thinks he’s being funny. You look adorable :3

@devastate-lasting Hot milky… I’m crying XD XD

And yeah I’d recommend any SAT guide with practice tests XD

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Judge: How do you plead?

Dharin: *looks over at Kylian*

Kylian: *mouths “not guilty”*

Dharin: …Hot milky?

Kylian: *facepalms* Just lock him up already.

 

Dharin: When we first met, I didn’t like you.

Marek: Uh-huh…?

Dharin: But then we’ve spent nearly five years knowing each other.

Marek: And?

Dharin: It did not get better.

 

Judge: How do you plead?

Werrley: Sadly. Desperately, usually with tears.

Judge: …

Gwen: Just let him go already, he’s Werrley

 

Someone: Oh, I beg your pardon!

Marek: Then beg.

 

Gwen: Do not fear death, fear the state you will die in.

Stilton: Yeah Ikarial is pretty scary, I mean, have you seen their festivals?? They don’t even have one person playing the lute!

Gwen: … Stilton no

 

Dharin: Old people at weddings always poke me and say “you’re next”, so I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

 

Marek: I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

 

Kylian: Did you just call a knife a people opener??

Marek: Should I not have?

 

Dharin, to Gwen the first time they met: I like your dress.

Gwen: Thanks, it was 50% off.

Dharin, attempting to flirt: I’d like it better if it was 100% off…

Gwen: The store can’t just give stuff away for free.

Dharin: That’s not what I-

Gwen: That’s a horrible way to run a business!

 

Kylian: Have a good day.

Marek: Don’t tell me what to do!