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  • Naiya Dyani replied to the topic Character memes in the forum Characters 6 years, 8 months ago

    I should be asleep, but instead, I’m making memes.

    Kiet gets hurt apart from the others and taken to the hospital:

    Grace: *strides in* Give me the name, address, and greatest weakness of the person responsible

    Kedori: *signing rapidly to nurse* Quick, get some fresh hot cinnamon rolls, a fluffy blanket, and a troop of no fewer than nine cats! 

    Tai: *bursts into the hospital room* IF YOU DIE I’M GOING TO KILL YOU

    Dari: *hyperventilates* ARE YOU OKAY WHAT HAPPENED!?!?!

    Kiet: *blinks* *shifts slightly under a mass of tubes* It wasn’t that big a deal, guys. . .

    Grace: Then it shouldn’t be a problem to tell us what happened.

    Kiet: *blushes awkwardly* Um. . . well, it started when I saw a cat by the side of the road, but I was driving, and I accidentally bumped the fender of the car in front of me, and the driver got road rage, and–

    *ten minutes of explanation later*

    Dari: *blinks*

    Kedori: *goes pale*

    Tai: *goes intensely red because Anger (TM)*

    Grace: *is creating a hit list*

    Nurse: So he’ll have to stay until we’re sure his liver’s going to be all right, but after that his legs, arm, and ribs should heal up just fine at home.

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    Tai: *is chatting at the side of Kiet’s hospital bed about a prank he played on their teacher while tossing his fifth soda can of the hour up and down*

    Grace: *is giving him The Look (TM)*

    Kiet: *lets out a tiny whimper*

    Tai: *jumps up and throws can across the room* *catches it the instant before it hits Kiet’s IV bag* WHAT’S WRONG ARE YOU OKAY DO YOU NEED MORE PAIN MEDS

    Kiet: I’m okay. . . *winces again*

    Grace: Don’t be an idiot, I’ll call the nurse

    Kiet: But I don’t want to cause extra trouble for anyo–

    *one minute later*

    Nurse: On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?

    Tai: *still freaking out* TEN!!!

    Grace: *gives him a deadpan look* She’s asking Kiet.

    Kiet: *super tiny shrug* I don’t know. . . maybe a nine. . .

    Tai: *yelps* YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING HOURS AGO!!!

    Kiet: Maybe it’s closer to an eight!!!!!!

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    @urwen-starial @anne_the_noob14 Figured I’d tag you since you like Kiet 😊

     

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