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  • Brian Stansell replied to the topic Cleanfunny exclamations? in the forum Fantasy Writers 3 years, 6 months ago

    Hi Jasmine (@jasmine),

    Oh, girl!  This question is probably going to get me in so much trouble for my answers…but, here goes…

    Insults:

    Fool – That guy is two sandwiches shy of a picnic.

    Ugly – She had a face that could curdle milk.

    Smelly – That smells like the south end of a northbound mule.

    Too Young – I have cheese older than he is.

    Cowardly – He has the spine of a willow branch.

    Sickly – She looked like death warmed over.

    Pale – He had the complexion of a cave dweller.

    Unwanted – That’s about as welcome as another bucket of water poured into a sinking canoe.

    …I’m sure I’ll have others. 😋

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