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Kari Karast replied to the topic Any guys out there? in the forum General Writing Discussions 7 years, 10 months ago
@selah-chelyah @evelyn @eden-anderson @whoever-else-likes-TEA
WELCOME TO THE REBELLION. Also. Take note that it was the Prince who restarted this. He told someone, I forget who, that they could join in the revolution against TEA. HOWEVER. There was no revolution against TEA because we had a truce. SO. The Prince officially started a new revolution against TEA. And since he’d broken the truce, I broke the truce so I could defend TEA. TEA SHALL REIGN SUPREME.
We are honored to have you. You shall be moral support. 😉
I know you’re away but I need to tell you this before I forget.(And everyone else this is directed towards the Prince, but you in the TEA rebellion are the we I am referring to.) (Oh. And Prince. You’re not really a tyrant. I’m just dramatizing.)
Hast thou forgotten thy commitment to thy cause with such great haste? Thee once vowed to uphold the truce of the battle of the TEA. And yet, and yet, thou have now torn asunder thy promise and our trust in thee. For the war of the TEA was just beginning, even though we did not knowest this fact in the bygone days of yore. And now, in the present battle, thee are the tyrant we noble few must bring down. For yonder lies the tower of doom in which the lovely TEA is held captive by thy wrath. Therefore, though it rends my heart, we must fight thee with all our power. Aye. We must, we shall fight. And we shall prevail. No power of thine can hinder us in our battle to free the innocently accused TEA. And so. You have been fairly warned. Do not say otherwise.
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And that, people, is my attempt at a rousing speech. And my attempt at a Shakespearean accent thing. (Anyone think that that’s overdoing it? Just a bit?)












