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  • Evelyn replied to the topic Funny Poems in the forum Poetry Discussions 7 years, 9 months ago

    @kb-writer @libby Your peoms are both so fun!

    Here’s one of mine:

    Dinner

     

    Mom and Dad went on a date

    And left us on our own,

    To scour pantries for some food

    And make our meals alone.

     

    Sally made a smoothie snack,

    Using greens and berries,

    Added glops of peanut butter,

    Then some chopped-up cherries.

     

    Billy went for meat and cheese,

    And made a sandwich platter

    With pickles and potatoes chips,

    And “The toothpick that does matter!”

     

    Alice didn’t care that much,

    She just ate lunch’s food left-over,

    With a book in one hand and a fork in the other,

    As the last page grew closer and closer.

     

    And by the time I went in too,

    To make my dinner there,

    What more could I do?

    It just wasn’t fair.

     

    For ice cream was all they left,

    No spinach greens or celery sticks,

    And so poor old me, I tell you,

    Had no other choice in this awful, terrible fix!

     

     

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