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Evelyn replied to the topic Funny Poems in the forum Poetry Discussions 7 years, 9 months ago
@kb-writer @libby Your peoms are both so fun!
Here’s one of mine:
Dinner
Mom and Dad went on a date
And left us on our own,
To scour pantries for some food
And make our meals alone.
Sally made a smoothie snack,
Using greens and berries,
Added glops of peanut butter,
Then some chopped-up cherries.
Billy went for meat and cheese,
And made a sandwich platter
With pickles and potatoes chips,
And “The toothpick that does matter!”
Alice didn’t care that much,
She just ate lunch’s food left-over,
With a book in one hand and a fork in the other,
As the last page grew closer and closer.
And by the time I went in too,
To make my dinner there,
What more could I do?
It just wasn’t fair.
For ice cream was all they left,
No spinach greens or celery sticks,
And so poor old me, I tell you,
Had no other choice in this awful, terrible fix!












