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Hi, Story Embers community! My name is unpronounceable in English (unless one of you has amazing gurgle/lip/growl abilities), but call me the Writing Gremlin.

In case you’re wondering, which I am sure you are, the owner of this profile and tag has been so busy with school and life that she has not been able to post anything, while she HAS been writing. I have overheard her saying that she would like to return- she just does not want to be overly tempted with her novels and poetry so that she doesn’t do school as she is supposed to. So she has been taking a break from SE- at least with her stories. BUT NOT ME!

I have hacked into Banana Peacock Warrior’s computer, (and by reading this I might be able to hack into yours, too! Mwa ha h- *slaps self*. Sorry- my inner gremlin. I am not an evil gremlin! Keep reading please- I will not hack you, also!) but I figured I would introduce myself.

I am the Writing Gremlin. I stand about a foot tall, am fuzzy and brown with pointy ears that make up about three inches of my height, and a hacking technology wiz. I love to write, though the other gremlins make fun of me for it, saying that I am an awful story writer. 😭 They have hurt my feelings and I thought maybe in a Christian writing community I could get some help- I do admit that I need it.

I do not have much time… BPW will be back any minute from dinner… but I was wondering two things: 1) would someone explain to me how things are operating around here? I was able to hack some information from BPW’s emails, etc., but it has been so long for her that even she does not have information about some of the changes going on with forums and the process by which things operate. Help?

And 2) would anyone like to be my writing friends? BPW is always reading school material on Monday’s and does not have anything to do with her computer assignments that day- so that is when I will be here. Sometimes on Sunday’s she is also away. I was able to hack into her previous posts and find a few of her friends from her consistent posting and replying days, but I hope to make more. My plan is to hack in here and post some of my questions or help-needed writing when she is not around- and perhaps my friends’ answers could help other friends as well! But I need friends first. If you reply to this and want to be my friend, I will hack into your system and – *slap* sorry, no- I will tag you when I am here so that you can help me! It will not take long… please, I am just a hopeless, fuzzy creature trying to find his way in the writing world and fit his tiny hacking fingers around a pencil!

I await meeting you, new friends! Thank you so much! Thank- OH HAYWIRE! BPW is back- I must go! Contact me with @banana-peacock-warrior(writing gremlin). Friends of BPW’s, lmk if you want to be my friends, too! (That means “let me kn-” oh, you knew that. Sorry, gremlins do not really hack phones; I found that on her email. But really!)

@emberynus-the-dragonslayer, @urwen-starial, @esmeralda-gramilton, @mayacat, @abigail-rebekah, @evelyn, and everyone else! Goodbye!