February 11, 2020 at 6:48 pm #105920Kenzie Pimpo@banana-peacock-warrior
Hi, Story Embers community! My name is unpronounceable in English (unless one of you has amazing gurgle/lip/growl abilities), but call me the Writing Gremlin.
In case you’re wondering, which I am sure you are, the owner of this profile and tag has been so busy with school and life that she has not been able to post anything, while she HAS been writing. I have overheard her saying that she would like to return- she just does not want to be overly tempted with her novels and poetry so that she doesn’t do school as she is supposed to. So she has been taking a break from SE- at least with her stories. BUT NOT ME!
I have hacked into Banana Peacock Warrior’s computer, (and by reading this I might be able to hack into yours, too! Mwa ha h- *slaps self*. Sorry- my inner gremlin. I am not an evil gremlin! Keep reading please- I will not hack you, also!) but I figured I would introduce myself.
I am the Writing Gremlin. I stand about a foot tall, am fuzzy and brown with pointy ears that make up about three inches of my height, and a hacking technology wiz. I love to write, though the other gremlins make fun of me for it, saying that I am an awful story writer. 😭 They have hurt my feelings and I thought maybe in a Christian writing community I could get some help- I do admit that I need it.
I do not have much time… BPW will be back any minute from dinner… but I was wondering two things: 1) would someone explain to me how things are operating around here? I was able to hack some information from BPW’s emails, etc., but it has been so long for her that even she does not have information about some of the changes going on with forums and the process by which things operate. Help?
And 2) would anyone like to be my writing friends? BPW is always reading school material on Monday’s and does not have anything to do with her computer assignments that day- so that is when I will be here. Sometimes on Sunday’s she is also away. I was able to hack into her previous posts and find a few of her friends from her consistent posting and replying days, but I hope to make more. My plan is to hack in here and post some of my questions or help-needed writing when she is not around- and perhaps my friends’ answers could help other friends as well! But I need friends first. If you reply to this and want to be my friend, I will hack into your system and – *slap* sorry, no- I will tag you when I am here so that you can help me! It will not take long… please, I am just a hopeless, fuzzy creature trying to find his way in the writing world and fit his tiny hacking fingers around a pencil!
I await meeting you, new friends! Thank you so much! Thank- OH HAYWIRE! BPW is back- I must go! Contact me with @banana-peacock-warrior(writing gremlin). Friends of BPW’s, lmk if you want to be my friends, too! (That means “let me kn-” oh, you knew that. Sorry, gremlins do not really hack phones; I found that on her email. But really!)
“When anxiety was great within me, your consolation brought me joy.”
Psalm 94:19 February 11, 2020 at 9:55 pm #105935Urwen Starial@urwen-starial
Hi, nice to meet you!
Kirat: *stares at Writing Gremlin in disbelief* It’s… Actually….furry?
Me: Kirat, will you please close your mouth? You look like a goldfish.
I’m very excited to meet you Writing Gremlin, what kind of things do you like to do?
Rhioe: Do you have a name you prefer to go by Writing Gremlin?
Me: *smiles* this could work out.
Come meet the Weiting Gremlin!
“Tears sparkle like fallen stars, the world at our fingertips, We didn’t know, It wasn't happiness.February 12, 2020 at 8:27 am #105950Emberynus The Dragonslayer@emberynus-the-dragonslayer
Sold souls and dead promisesFebruary 12, 2020 at 8:29 am #105951Emberynus The Dragonslayer@emberynus-the-dragonslayer
Well if you are a friend of Banana Peacock Warrior. . .
Do you like music?
Sold souls and dead promisesFebruary 12, 2020 at 9:57 am #105958Esmeralda Gramilton@esmeralda-gramilton
Hello, Writing Gremlin! It’s really awesome to meet you!
Does Banana Peacock Warrior know you use her computer? Because I don’t want to tag her and let her know you’re using it if you’re not allowed, because she might feel the need to take security measures.
All of my characters say hello (if they’re not dead, of course :(, in which case I don’t know), and a couple of them would like to be friends with you. They hack into mine all the time and have made more friends on here than I myself have. So yeah.
I’ll be friends with you, too! 🙂
I wonder what I was thinking whenever I re-read my old, well-loved storiesFebruary 12, 2020 at 11:50 am #105964Evelyn@evelyn
Hello Writing Gremlin! It is a pleasure to meet you. 😀
I’m Evelyn and I love making friends with quirky people. Or gremlins. I guess. I’ve never done it before. Any tips? What is the #1 thing I shouldn’t do to a gremlin? What would offend one?
If you have any specific questions at any time, let me know and I’ll help you out. (Unless it’s something Banana Peacock Warrior doesn’t approve of… 😉 )February 12, 2020 at 10:40 pm #106050Venusaturn@mayacat
@banana-peacock-warrior (writing gremlin)
(Also, I feel like I’ve seen you around somewhere XD)
Do you have a favorite or Urwen’s characters?
I do not write the story... the Universe writes the story and I am simply its messenger.February 12, 2020 at 10:59 pm #106063Naiya Dyani@naiya-dyani
@mayacat O.o You three are related? So that’s why you can talk to each other so often in real life. . . I thought you were just friends from dance lolol XD
Hearts are like matter--they can be beaten down, torn, and burned, but they cannot be destroyed.February 18, 2020 at 2:35 am #106415Abigail Rebekah@abigail-rebekah
You’re back???? or at least your “evil” writing gremlin 😉
So, how’s your writing going?
~ Laugh. Drink Coffee. Smile. And Write ~February 19, 2020 at 1:50 pm #106682Kenzie Pimpo@banana-peacock-warrior
Hi, everybody! Writing Gremlin here, again. Sorry I have taken so long to get back on here… BPW has actually been hogging the computer these last few days so I was unable to hack on Sunday and Monday like I’d said before. 🙁 She had a cold yesterday, though, so I figured I would log on while she is sleeping in. (Prayers for her, by the way?)
@urwen-starial: HI! Nice to meet you- I have heard a lot about you from BPW’s emails and texts and – oop – wait… heh heh, no, I do not hack into Google Hangouts texts… heh heh… anyway… Hello, Kirat! YES I am furry! I think I would look quite adorable if it were not for these spindly hacking fingers. They get in the way sometimes. To Rhioe, I will just go by Writing Gremlin. (My real name is a series of grunts and gurgles so…) And, as that name implies, I like to write and hack. If I did not like writing so much, hacking would literally be how I spend my entire life because… that is what we gremlins do. 🙂
@emberynus-the-dragonslayer: Hello! You are the one who emails BPW pretty often, right? It is nice to meet you here, as well! Were I come from, dragons are a bit of an issue – that is why gremlins typically travel above ground to hack and use our intelligent technology abilities – so your tag is quite assuring. 🙂 I guess I like to listen to whatever BPW pulls up on her Spotify account… I love music, but I cannot normally think of anything to listen to apart from whatever I find on someone’s hacked device. I do like her playlists though… Jamie Grace is a good artist.
@esmeralda-gramilton: Yay! Please tell your characters that I would love being friends with them! No, BPW has no idea I am on here as far as I am concerned, but I think you are good with the tag. 😉 BPW is so busy with college classes that she does not pay much attention to her old email or SE notifications, I do not think. She has two separate email addresses for each college to pay attention to.
@evelyn: It is nice to meet you, also! I guess I fall into the quirky category! Well… there is a rumor among humans that us gremlins will turn into murderous, ugly monsters if you feed us after midnight. However, that is just a myth that Hollywood came up with to make our adorable selves seem more movie-worthy. Even if it was true, though, I do not think that it would be too big of a deal over an online interaction, anyway. 😉 I am not easily offended; but I do have feelings that are just as fragile as any human. Constructive criticism is entirely acceptable, though. Thank you for asking!
@mayacat: Hi, Mayacat! I have seen you in BPW’s Google Hangouts texts, too! . . . um. . . which I don’t hack into. . . heh heh. . . BUT if I DID, your real name MAY or may not have seemed similar to that of a computer I hacked a year or two ago. . . *counts past hacking projects in head* Well, anyway…. I have not had the chance to jump around and meet too many of Urwen’s characters yet, but I guess I may say Kirat- he was the first to ‘introduce’ himself to me and liked my fur. 🙂
@abigail-rebekah: I am not evil! That’s Hollywood! I mean, you cannot blame gremlins for wanting to hack into any sort of technology we can get our hands on; it is our pure nature; and at least I was able to uncover some other pastime that didn’t have to do with discovering people’s personal information! Phew . . . sorry about that. . . I have encountered a lot of backlash from other gremlins for doing something other than hack, and I see giving in relentlessly to our nature IS evil- but we are not! We are adorable creatures! So, BPW is too busy with college classes to interact on SE, so on those days when she is not on her computer (normally Sunday’s and Monday’s, when she has the least amount of school and stays away from her computer, except for days like today when she is out of commission) I have the opportunity to hack on and say hi. *waves to make his point* BPW’s writing has been coming along well, even though she has not had time to post it or anything. Writing in general and playing the piano have pretty much been the extent of her free time. Here is a ‘hi’ from her, though, because I am sure she would say it if she were on here more often!
“When anxiety was great within me, your consolation brought me joy.”
Psalm 94:19 February 19, 2020 at 3:52 pm #106688Abigail Rebekah@abigail-rebekah
Lol…sorry Gremlin 😉
Oh, that would be hard xD Hacking sounds really cool, tho 😉
That’s good. Ooh…piano…nice 🙂
~ Laugh. Drink Coffee. Smile. And Write ~February 20, 2020 at 11:00 am #106744
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