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Brian Stansell replied to the topic Cleanfunny exclamations? in the forum Fantasy Writers 3 years, 6 months ago
Hi Jasmine (@jasmine),
Oh, girl! This question is probably going to get me in so much trouble for my answers…but, here goes…
Insults:
Fool – That guy is two sandwiches shy of a picnic.
Ugly – She had a face that could curdle milk.
Smelly – That smells like the south end of a northbound mule.
Too Young – I have cheese older than he is.
Cowardly – He has the spine of a willow branch.
Sickly – She looked like death warmed over.
Pale – He had the complexion of a cave dweller.
Unwanted – That’s about as welcome as another bucket of water poured into a sinking canoe.
…I’m sure I’ll have others. 😋










