Activity

(Fire alarm goes off in the middle of the night)

(Jin, Rhioe, and Kenem race in the room half asleep.)

Jin: Is everyone okay? Kirat what are you-

Kirat: *holding a lit piece of paper under the fire alarm* Now that everyone’s here, I’d like to ask. . . WHO FINISHED MY CHOCOLATE MILK????

 

Kenem: I’m going to kill a thousand people and a monkey.

Jin: Why would you kill a monkey?

Kenem: See? No one cares about the thousand people!

 

Teacher: If you have two stuffed animals, and someone asks for one, how many will you have left?

Clear: Two.

Teacher:. . . Okay, well, what if somebody forcibly takes one of them, how many will you have left.

Clear: Two and a dead body.

 

Kirat: I should be posting things every day.

Clear: Okay. . .

Kirat: People need to know what I’m doing every day.

Clear:. . . Okay.

Kirat: YOU CAN’T KEEP ME FROM TELLING MY STORY.

Clear: . . . What did you do today?

Kirat: I stared at the wall for six hours.

Clear: . . .