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“Oh Lucy,” Arsene exclaimed in high falsetto “I didn’t know you identified as a woman.”

“Did you just assume my gender, Maria?” Alessio said without missing a beat.

And. This continued. For a while because each of them had an ever more sassy response and refused to be outplayed.

“Hey!” Sir Scary interrupted and Alessio jumped back just as the man sent a swift kick at Arsene’s…Alessio winced hard. “I may not be able to harm Alessio yet, but I’m more than capable of beating you up.”

Alessio was…immune for now?

“Leave him alone!!” Alessio yelled, fire sparking through his hair. Between them now, he glanced back at Arsene who was out of Sir Scary’s reach now and looked to be nursing wounded pride more than hurt.

Then he got an idea. An awful idea, the grinch got a wonderful, awful idea…

“*cough* I mean ‘her’, I shall defend you, helpless damsel having lost manhood in one fell blow.” Oh yeah, he was going to keep up until he got punched… “How dare you harm a frail, feminine flower such as Sarah, sir?”