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“Were you going for a style of every timeperiod, fashion and color there?” Ah yes, a man of sarcasm.

Well, at least he had style. Giving a bow for his audience, Arsene formed a wide grin on his face, before calmly answering. “Why I live for the chaos and inconsistency!”

“And you’ll die for it I’m sure.” The man announced his observation with innocence more fake than politics.

“And be remembered for it!” Arsene countered, “My name will go down in history!”

“And I’m sure people will be greatly pleased when you become history.” Ouch, he’s good, “and what is your name, as it stands?”

“Old gray man, my name is Arsene Lupin. Here’s my card.” the gentleman responded, as he gave the man a Thurston Howell III card.

“Pardon me, that’s the wrong one.” Arsene quickly corrected, as he pulled out a wallet.

“Pardon me once more, that’s not my wallet.” Arsene said as he threw the wallet at the man’s feet. Digging out another wallet from his pockets, again not his, Arsene threw that one away too.

“Uhhh, I don’t need your card. You’ve told me your name.”

“NONSENSE!” Arsene exclaimed after throwing at least six wallets away, “Finally! I’ve found it!”

Arsene hurled an ENTIRE deck of playing cards everywhere.

“What might your name be, old man?”