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You
ate my socks
set your pet hamster on me
stole my toy car
failed to deliver my message to the hero ON TIME

Sorry, I was inspired by Luxor Spawndroth from the Bibleman series of kids’ movies and his relationship to Ludicrous. Also that was a poem. Hmm.

Hi Boss,

I am forced to tender my resignation after I saw you beat a cat to death in the street. I know that you used necromancy to bring it back to life again, but this is simply too much. This necromancy thing is also too creepy for me.

Sincerely,

Your villaineous sidekick

P.S. The Christian salvation deal is looking better all the time. Hate to admit it, but all of this living in fear stuff is getting old.

But that isn’t in second person. *headscratch* Hmm…