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@urwen-starial @esmeralda-gramilton

I finally did it.

 

Kenma: *stuck in a tree* I deserve this. this is all because I forgot to feed my pet turtle, Sheldon, in kindergarten. now he’s in Heaven and my life is bad. YA HAPPY SHELDON? WE’RE EVEN!

Tasha: *from below* Kenma?

Kenma: SHELDON!?

 

Ellydir to the Heroes: who’s in charge here?

Tasha: well, it’s usually whoever can yell the loudest

 

Tasha: woah, fifty-eight boxes of mac and cheese? having a party tonight?

Kenma:

Tasha:

Kenma:

Tasha:

Kenma: sure

 

Kenma: my life is an endless cycle of pain and loss

Rin: you okay?

Kenma: I put cheese in my fridge and the fridge wasn’t plugged in, so the cheese went bad and now I have no cheese

 

Lunic: so, I accidentally ate Kenma’s cheesecake. how long do I have left to live?

Blake: ten

Lunic: ten what?

Blake: nine…

 

Heroes of Teilwng Groupchat

Rin: okay, how are my kids?

Niri: well, Kenma’s plotting Blake’s murder, Ahli dyed her hair neon green, Blake is trying to get something productive done but failing, and Sunmi’s been playing wii sports all week.

Rin: okay… what about my problem children?

Rin: …hello? Niri? Maya?

Zhon: Hi, sry, we’re kinda busy atm

Rin: with what? new missions?

Zhon: no, there’s a huge indoor nerf war happening and we’re currently trying to stop Kenin from bashing Xanah’s head with an ice pack

Zhon: we need yo

Rin:… You still there? what’s happening??

Rin: guys????

Maya: sorry Rin, Zhon is helping restrain Kenin rn, and Niri had to go track down Lunic. He’s been missing for the last fifteen minutes after raiding our fort and stealing some of the nerf machine guns and everyone’s getting anxious

Maya: and Xanah’s currently incapacitated

Rin: what???

Maya: don’t worry, it’s nothing serious, she just passed out after Kenin hit her

Rin: Where’s Fennel??

Maya: also incapacitated

Maya: OH GOSH LUNICCC goTTA go

Rin: I’M COMING HOME