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Merlye: Of all lies, the horror. . . I’ve never seen such deceit in all my life. The worst of the worst. . .

Xineta: Merlye, it was a children’s board book.

Merlye: *sobbing* it had a happy ending

 

Mugger: *pulls out a knife* give me all your money!

Zarin: well this took a sharp turn!

*later*

Hyri: the paramedic said she’d never seen this many stab wounds before

 

Mugger: *brandishing a knife* Give me all your money!

Zarin: Well this just took another sharp turn!

Mugger: Oh, it’s you. You know you really don’t want me to do what I did last time do you?

Zarin: I mean, you have a point.

*later*

Hyri: The paramedic retracted her initial statement. He has fourteen more stab wounds than last time.

 

Mugger: Ha! GIVE ME YOUR MONEY! *slicing at Zarin but misses*

Zarin: Well that was cutting it close.

Mugger: . . . *visibly struggling*

Mugger: ARGH!!!

*Later*

Hyri: So, the paramedic said Zarin should be dead from blood loss by now. . .