Activity

Jin: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

Rhioe: But we lost Kirat!

Kenem: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

 

Asywulf: WHY DO YOU LIVE?!?!?!?!

Kirat: Because you refuse to let anyone else kill me, and when I’m finally within your grasp, you insist on asking stupid philosophical questions.

Asywulf: Oh.

 

Kirat: What happens if you put a Moonwolf on the moon?

Jin: He’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon.

Kirat: I never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster!

*Conversation overheard at breakfast table*

Asywulf: *sweating nervously in the background*

 

Kirat: So I was like “Ahh spider!” and the spider was like “ahh Kirat!”

 

Kirat: Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?

Teacher: Of course not.

Kirat: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.

 

Kenem: I am evil. I am darkness. I feed off the souls of my enemies and I-

Kirat: You sleep with a stuffed giraffe.

Kenem: HE IS MY SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS.