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Would you rather die slowly of an incurable disease or be ripped apart by a savage beast?

Haflin Glor: I…well, you see, there aren’t any chances of any of these things happening to me. It’s just mere fantasy.

Athlanntier: The beast would seem, to me, the more reliable experience. For then I have something to fight against.

Iflanndier: I concur.

(Master Shiftha (as is his stand-in and totally inaccurate name) is detained for the moment.)

Would you rather be a cowboy (or cowgirl) or an astronaut?

Athlanntier: I, uhhh….what?

Iflanndier: What is an astronaut?

Haflin Glor: Don’t fall prey to this, my good sirs. You know nothing of it. It is not from Anadyre.

Athlanntier: Ohhhh. That would make sense. 🙂

Iflanndier: What?

Would your character rather ride horse-back across a whole continent or sail over an entire ocean?

Haflin Glor: I would rather ride over the land.

Athlanntier: I would sail the seas! What an experience!

Elleron: I would sail the seas until my mind would burst with the idea of it…not that this would befall be in any manner.

Iflanndier: I would rather stay where I am. I have my duties as King of Ruor and have to room for adventure.

Athlanntier: This was not a serious question, Lanndier.

Me: Actually, yes. It was.

Athlanntier: Would you mind giving me a large treasure hord in the story or are you just going to let me-

Me: Quiet down. And no. I won’t. That would ruin everything…plus, what if you don’t make it?

Athlanntier: (his face pales) I-I-I…you can’t do that!!

Me: Why not?

Athlanntier: I’m not talking to you anymore!!!

Me: Fat chance of that! Hahahaha!!!

Sister: Uhhh, Will? Here’s your chill pills.

Me: Who, EXACTLY invited YOU here?

Sister: Nobody, now take your pills.

(she has been dismantled from the post)

Etc, etc, etc…