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@w-o-holmes

Ha ha, that’s hilarious…

@wordsmith

*Considers if I should get snarky with Wordsmith or try to calm him down…*

I’ll give you both versions.

1. *Uses a gentle English accent*

Oh dear, Mr. Wordsmith, really, you should calm down and be a little more cordial to new users. You are indeed the Friendly Wordsmith, and your reputation is fine. You should remember to be the best Wordsmith you could be to keep that reputation in good standing. I’ll give you a cup of steaming Liquid Lembas, your favorite pen and a leathern journal and smile reassuringly.

2. *Erases accent and makes a skeptical face*

Snarky, eh? Well, Buddy, be a gentleman and greet this poor abused user with respect. We don’t go around calling people names on this site (especially not BORING). *Gives a warning look* You don’t want to go around giving the wordsmiths on this site a bad rap do you?? Now calm down this drama and behave yourself.

*Polishes halo*