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  • Libby replied to the topic Funny Poems in the forum Poetry Discussions 7 years, 7 months ago

    @k-a-grey Your poem is darling! 🙂 I loved it so much.

    I’ve not been on here for a while, but here’s a poem you might have fun with.

    A Troublesome Evil

    What is that metal shine I see,
    The glint of steel between your teeth,
    That colored grin you flaunt at me—
    Have you an explanation?
    Are they pasted gems with sticky stuff
    Attached behind and underneath,
    Or jewels that intend to bluff
    Me into fascination?

    And what about that ugly wire
    That string across from tooth to tooth?
    Am I to scorn it, or admire
    That tasteless work of art?
    They look as if they’d just been greased,
    So heathenish, and so uncouth!
    To wear them at the very least,
    Indeed! You are not smart!

    What is that smile upon your lips
    That silences my great outburst?
    Is there a joke that I have missed—
    I do in many cases.
    Ah! Now you’ve stepped into the light
    I see you’ve got the very worst,
    For now I understand your plight:
    You’ve got those awful braces!

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