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“Did … did you just throw bandages at me? Punk did you actually just throw bandages at me?!”

I cannot emphasize enough how vitally important it is for me to focus on this right now.

Ya’know, as opposed to the end of the world in the form of a cave-in.

It’s a common threat punk! I know it is. I always figured that’s how I’d go, what with my determination to roam the Edgelands.

And it’s not even a surprise! It’s a dead cave! Everyone knows that when living rocks aren’t living anymore, they shrink! And then, guess what, there’s a cave-in!

I’m – frankly – surprised this place lasted long enough to make stalactites and stalagmites. It’s so rare and so unreal!

“Why in the Endless Sea would you throw bandages at me!? Do you have pebbles for brains?! Huh punk?!”

And if he think’s he’s out of striking distance, he’s wrong. Because smoke happens to be vary mobile.

Only instead of slapping him or something, I’m hauling him out from under a collapsing stalactite.

I mean, he did give me bandages. Not that I know where they are anymore, but Search says it’s the thought that counts.

I miss Search.