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A good book series to read for humor is The Wingfeather Saga! It’s full of really good humor. Like Eggypigheamers and stog. Long story.

I also write a lot of humor. It’s not that good, but it is kind of funny. Here’s a short scene that I wrote with two spy characters.

I sped off in search of this Patch fellow. I found someone I didn’t recognize in the basement playing ping pong with the wall since he was all alone.

“Hey,” I said.

“Hya!” He shouted, spun around, and hit the ping pong ball towards me with such force it almost knocked me over.

“What was that for?” I asked.

“Do you work for Mr. Boss Man?” He asked.

“…yes… don’t you?”

“I suppose.” he turned back to his game.

“Um, what’s your name?” I asked.

“I was told never to talk to strangers,” he replied.

“How old are you?” I asked.

“If you didn’t know this already, you qualify as a stranger,” he stated.

 

That one can be taken two ways, either one is fine.

Also, I have a character that has two sons and he says “I’m glad God gave me two knees so I can spank you both at the same time!” (I got this quote from my dad.)

This one is also kind of silly. The main character is a shapeshifter and can shapeshift others too.

I sighed and patted his back. “Just don’t do it again or I’ll turn you into a goat for a day.” I joked as I sat on the window sill, ready to go.

Gilbert locked eyes with me. “Oh, please don’t do that!”

“Then behave. See ya,” I flipped out the window.