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Erin readied her answer.

“Can I sugges-?” Nervous Guy from Land Sofa was back.

“Would you shut up!?”

“Go ahead, then. Kill me.” Mountain Man began speaking.

“Is it okay if we get off the ‘let’s kill each other of no reason!?” Nervous Guy interjected.

Erin moaned.

“But you won’t get what you want. These odd-balls here are intruders in my castle, as are you.” Mountain Man continued.

Erin ignored Nervous Guy.

“They know nothing. I, on the other hand, know something. And if you killed me, you would not be lord of this castle, because the castle is the lord of ME!” Mountain Man drawled.

Erin sighed mentally. Sander would have a down to the point, threatening, conversation halting answer that would solve everything. Since when did she rely on Sander so much?

Since now, I suppose.

Darn it.

“I know they’re intruders.” She gestured submissively to the fairy, Nervous Guy, and Axe Lady. “But surely there are others in the castle who aren’t intruders. Your commander maybe? I pr-”

Erin broke off. Lord of Under the Sofa was speaking again. She glared at him. Then the ground shook which surfaced some very frightening memories from Erin’s childhood.

She wrenched here rifle away from Mountain Man and took up a defense stance, eyes eyeing ever inch of the room.