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  • #69685
    Hedges
    @h-jones

    *arrives*

    Thank you @libby for getting me back into this thread!! I always did enjoy reading y’alls poems. (: Yours is also wonderful, Libby. xD That struggle is 500% real.

    Married a blacksmith, and now frequently uses his knowledge for writing fantasy.

    #69724
    Evelyn
    @evelyn

    @libby Aw, thanks for tagging me! Sorry everyone, that I’ve been busy and haven’t been keeping up with this thread, but I’ll try to start back up again.

    Libby I really like your poem! I love how it’s funny but still strikes a cord of truth to relate with the reader. Or at least me. πŸ™‚

    #69840
    Eden Anderson
    @eden-anderson

    Oooh!!! I love this thread! If you all don’t mind I am going to be stalking this thread…even though I am not a poet. (Please forgive me for intruding…I usually try to keep away from places I am not invited to, but this time I just couldn’t resist…πŸ˜‰)


    @libby
    loved your poem!


    @kb-writer

    I know your poem was posted while ago, but I loved “Slaughtering Chickens”Β 

    I think I would be just like the narrator if I ever had to butcher chickens! πŸ˜†β€πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”

    "But how could you live and have no story to tell?" - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

    #70063
    Katherine Baker
    @kb-writer

    @libby

    Great poem! I love how relatable it was as well. Very real and fun. Thank you!

    And thanks for reviving the thread. I missed this one.

    Here’s a poem I’ve written in the last few days.

    Dead Poems

    A poem died the other day –

    they seem to die a lot –

    it started in my heart but sank.

    I sat and watched it rot.

     

    Some poems die before they start

    and never meet a page.

    I wish I knew why poems die

    but I am not a sage.

     

    Perhaps God lets the bad ones die

    and leaves the very best.

    Or are the dead ones diamonds He

    refines, then writes the rest?

     

    I still don’t know why some poems

    Are not worth being read.

    It doesn’t matter; rot is rot.

    Only God can save the dead.

     


    @eden-anderson
    I’m glad you liked it! It was a funny day when we almost slaughtered chickens.

    Always remember you're unique...
    ...Just like everyone else

    #70075
    Evelyn
    @evelyn

    *raises hand slowly* Um… *coughs awkwardly* I’ve slaughtered a chicken. Or at least my Dad did and I watched. πŸ˜› It deserved it though. Just saying. XD


    @kb-writer
    I love it!! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

     

    #70122
    Eden Anderson
    @eden-anderson

    @evelyn

    *gasps*

    We can’t be friends anymore!

    *runs sobbing from the room*

    "But how could you live and have no story to tell?" - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

    #70124
    K. A. Grey
    @k-a-grey

    @eden-andersonΒ 

    @evelyn *gasps* We can’t be friends anymore! *runs sobbing from the room*

    You can’t be friends with me either then…

    And I’ve helped with the slaughtering, um euthanasia of more than one. Β @evelyn And they all did deserve it. πŸ™‚

    "Atticus, he was real nice. . . .”
    β€œMost people are, Scout, when you finally see them.”

    #70127
    Eden Anderson
    @eden-anderson

    @k-a-grey

    *cries hysterically from the shadows*

     

    I really need to get one of these…πŸ˜›

    "But how could you live and have no story to tell?" - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

    #70128
    Eden Anderson
    @eden-anderson

    @evelyn @k-a-grey

    Never mind…ya’ll can still be my friends…because well…CHICKEN is just SO good!!!!!! πŸ—πŸ—πŸ—πŸ—

    ChickenLivesMatter but MyStomachMattersMore…πŸ˜‰

    "But how could you live and have no story to tell?" - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

    #70129
    K. A. Grey
    @k-a-grey

    @eden-anderson ChickenLivesMatter, and MyStomachMattersMore, but FriendshipsMatterMost.

    "Atticus, he was real nice. . . .”
    β€œMost people are, Scout, when you finally see them.”

    #70132
    Evelyn
    @evelyn

    @eden-andersonΒ  *pats you on the head* It’s okay, one gets over the fact that they just killed a living creature eventually. You’ll get there. πŸ˜‰


    @k-a-grey
    Exactly. XD

     

    #70134
    Evelyn
    @evelyn

    @k-a-grey I LOVE TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    Nice signature. πŸ™‚

    #70428
    Eden Anderson
    @eden-anderson

    @evelyn

    I will?…*heaves a sigh* Okay…

    "But how could you live and have no story to tell?" - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

    #70429
    Evelyn
    @evelyn

    @eden-anderson Yep! Nothing but blue skies ahead. πŸ˜‰

    #70518
    Eden Anderson
    @eden-anderson

    @evelyn

    Yeah…sure.πŸ˜›

    "But how could you live and have no story to tell?" - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

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