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@dakota By all means, join the insanity! XD
(at the beach)
Kiet: Hey, we should go on one of those whale sighting boats!
Tai: Why would I want to waste an hour watching a huge fish fart out of its head?
Kiet: *glares and shoves Tai into the ocean*
Hearts are like matter--they can be beaten down, torn, and burned, but they cannot be destroyed.
Jin, baking dessert: *timer goes off, and Jin opens the oven*
Kirat, wedged tightly in the slightly warm oven: This isn’t what it looks like.
Rhioe: how did this happen?
Kirat, stuck in a trash can: how does anything happen?
Jin: let’s play two truths and a lie
Rhioe: I’ve heard of that game, why not
Kirat: I’ll go first. *takes a deep breath*
Kirat: I have strawberry-blond hair, I have purple eyes, and I accidentally got into a car accident the other day which set the other car on fire and then successfully blamed it on the cat next to me and got away.
Jin: I think you’ve got the idea, but it needs to be a little more challenging than-
Rhioe: his eyes are blue
Jin: YOU WHAT???
“Tears sparkle like fallen stars, the world at our fingertips, We didn’t know, It wasn't happiness.
This whole thread has me dying. 😂 @urwen-starial, @naiya-dyani said I should meet Kirat and…yeah. 🤣
I’m not super good at writing memes and I’ve drawn a blank on ones I know, but I’ll give it a shot on both originals and not-so-originals… 😉
(This is an actual bit of story dialogue that reads kinda like a meme…)
Harley: Not thinking’ll get you killed.Trey: Yeah, by Harley. In the barracks. With a tennis shoe.
Paul: Guys, we have to be careful. Someone here is possessed by an owl.
Harley, only half paying attention: Who?
Trey: *screams*
Paul: harley you are a grown man are you okay
Harley, watching Bambi: …
Harley: *talks about anything trivial for any length of time*
Nigel, having zoned him out fifteen minutes ago: iN tHiS eCoNoMy
I ask where he got these crazy ideas anyway
He just smiles and says, it’s the way that I was raised@wolverinerm XD
Kiet: *watching Bambi with Harley and looking rather traumatized* I know, right? I thought this was supposed to be for kids. . .
Hearts are like matter--they can be beaten down, torn, and burned, but they cannot be destroyed.
Yup. I had fun saying our meme. 🙂  Well, I guess it isn’t really ours, but we are the only ones that are gonna use it.
Even the smallest person can change the course of the future. -JRR Tolkien
Ha! I love all these! Here’s some more:
(You guys seen the memes going around with the UNO card that’s “do {insert thing here} or draw 25”?)
(Also, Emma is Stilton’s wife who died)
*stop eating all the scones or draw 25*
Werrley: *draws 25*
Gwen: Stilton, someone called you an owl the other day.
Stilton: Was it Karen?
Gwen: Who?
Stilton: I think it is you who are an owl… *runs off laughing as Gwen chases him*
Stilton and Gwen: *are stargazing*
Gwen: Wow, the stars are beautiful tonight.
Stilton: You know who else is beautiful?
Gwen: If you say it’s your lute I swear I will smack you.
Stilton: …
Stilton: *is crying*
Werrley: What’s the matter?
Stilton: *sobs*
Werrley: *follows Stilton’s gaze* It’s just Gwen picking flowers.
Stilton: She’s picking them for Emma’s grave…
Werrley: …*starts crying*
Stilton, to Gwen: You look like my second wife.
Gwen: You’ve only been married once.
Stilton: Exactly.
*at a restaurant*
Werrley: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN
Gwen: EGGS. He means he wants eggs!!
Werrley: Imagine of you found a box of all the things you lost as a kid.
Stilton: Happiness, my old friend!
Gwen: Hi mom! Hi dad!
Greyl: Ah, my mental stability!
Werrley: Jeeze guys, lighten up a bit…
Greyl: I do not wanna go to work today… Maybe I should take the day off.
Gwen, from another room: STILTONNNN!!!!! WERRLEYYYY!!!!
Stilton runs past with Werrley: Hi Greyl, bye Greyl.
Greyl: …
Greyl: *happily sitting at work, whistling*
And I wanna do this cause why not…
Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Werrley
Looks like could kill you and is actually a cinnamon roll: Gwen
Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Stilton
Looks like could kill you and could actually kill you: Greyl
Stilton: Nobody is perfect.
Gwen: *walks past*
Stilton: She’s nobody.
Stilton: I wanted to get a pet snake, but Gwen said I can’t get a pet snake, so we compromised and I didn’t get a pet snake.
I’m using Stilton and Gwen a lot but they’re just so perfect for memes XD
“Enough! Be quiet! I can’t hear myself think! I can’t hear my teeth chatter!"
XDXDXD *Falls over from laughing so hard*
Rhioe: *kills them with kindness*
Kenem: *kills them with snarkiness*
Jin: *kills them with intelligence*
Era:*kills them with sweetness*
Kirat: *actually kills them*
Rhioe: what’s the worst part about being the dad?
Jin: the kids
*earlier that day*
Kirat: good morning parental figure
Jin: good morning problem child
Jin: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.
Rhioe: Are you okay?
Jin: Kirat stole my garlic bread.
“Tears sparkle like fallen stars, the world at our fingertips, We didn’t know, It wasn't happiness.
@urwen-starial XD I love these lol!!
I forgot to do this one earlier:
Kids: MCDONALD’S!! MCDONALD’S!!
Gwen: We have food at home.
Stilton: MCDONALD’S!!
Werrley: MCDONALD’S!!
Greyl: *goes through the drive-thru and orders a black coffee, six extra espresso shots*
“Enough! Be quiet! I can’t hear myself think! I can’t hear my teeth chatter!"
Merlye: Of all lies, the horror. . . I’ve never seen such deceit in all my life. The worst of the worst. . .
Xineta: Merlye, it was a children’s board book.
Merlye: *sobbing* it had a happy ending
Mugger: *pulls out a knife* give me all your money!
Zarin: well this took a sharp turn!
*later*
Hyri: the paramedic said she’d never seen this many stab wounds before
Mugger: *brandishing a knife* Give me all your money!
Zarin: Well this just took another sharp turn!
Mugger: Oh, it’s you. You know you really don’t want me to do what I did last time do you?
Zarin: I mean, you have a point.
*later*
Hyri: The paramedic retracted her initial statement. He has fourteen more stab wounds than last time.
Mugger: Ha! GIVE ME YOUR MONEY! *slicing at Zarin but misses*
Zarin: Well that was cutting it close.
Mugger: . . . *visibly struggling*
Mugger: ARGH!!!
*Later*
Hyri: So, the paramedic said Zarin should be dead from blood loss by now. . .
I wonder what I was thinking whenever I re-read my old, well-loved stories
Haha, these are great!!!
Kirat: Guys, there’s three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Kirat way.
Jin: Isn’t that the wrong way?
Kirat: Yeah, but it’s faster.“Tears sparkle like fallen stars, the world at our fingertips, We didn’t know, It wasn't happiness.
XD I love it!!
I could do that one with my charries…
Greyl: There are three ways to do this: The right way, the wrong way, and my way.
Gwen: Isn’t your way just the wrong way?
Greyl: …Do not doubt me. It’s just faster.
“Enough! Be quiet! I can’t hear myself think! I can’t hear my teeth chatter!"
Jin: What is the meaning of life?
Kirat: I don’t know the computers are down.
“Tears sparkle like fallen stars, the world at our fingertips, We didn’t know, It wasn't happiness.
Every time I come back to this thread it’s funnier. 😂
@anne_the_noob14 I have to do the cinnamon roll one times, like, all my stories…so the first characters are from my WIP and the second and third are from my finished books…Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Dallas, Andrew, Keruya
Looks like could kill you and is actually a cinnamon roll: Nigel, Maverick, Ross
Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Paul, Isaiah, Kendall
Looks like could kill you and could actually kill you: Harley, Dakota, Maysen (slightly debatable…he could kill you, but whether or not he actually looks like it…)
I ask where he got these crazy ideas anyway
He just smiles and says, it’s the way that I was raised@urwen-starial @anne_the_noob14 @wolverinerm
Apologies, now I have to steal those memes for my charries. And adapt them as I see fit. 😛 Which could turn out to be quite a lot.
Kids: MCDONALD’S!! MCDONALD’S!!!!
Dari: We have food at home.
Tai: MCDONALD’S!!!!!
Grace: *pulls into drive thru, orders black coffee and leaves*
Everyone: That’s not fair!
Grace: Sorry, you’re right. *pulls back through, gets an over-sugared milkshake for Kiet and leaves*
Kiet: *shares it with everyone else*
Tai: There are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Tai way.
Dari: Isn’t that the same as the wrong way?
Kedori:Â Yeah, it’s just faster.
Tai: Yes. Plus it’s way more entertaining, you’ve got to admit.
Enn Dera, from hospital bed: Depends on whose perspective you take.
Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Tai, Enn Dera (in the right mood)
Looks like could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Kiet, Enna Sora
Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Kedori, Dari
Looks like could kill you and could actually kill you: Grace, Gerik, Nyel
Hearts are like matter--they can be beaten down, torn, and burned, but they cannot be destroyed.
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