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  • #103795
    Naiya Dyani
    @naiya-dyani

      @dakota By all means, join the insanity! XD

      (at the beach)

      Kiet: Hey, we should go on one of those whale sighting boats!

      Tai: Why would I want to waste an hour watching a huge fish fart out of its head?

      Kiet: *glares and shoves Tai into the ocean*

      Hearts are like matter--they can be beaten down, torn, and burned, but they cannot be destroyed.

      #103797
      Urwen Starial
      @urwen-starial

        Jin, baking dessert: *timer goes off, and Jin opens the oven*

        Kirat, wedged tightly in the slightly warm oven: This isn’t what it looks like.

         

        Rhioe: how did this happen?

        Kirat, stuck in a trash can: how does anything happen?

         

        Jin: let’s play two truths and a lie

        Rhioe: I’ve heard of that game, why not

        Kirat: I’ll go first. *takes a deep breath*

        Kirat: I have strawberry-blond hair, I have purple eyes, and I accidentally got into a car accident the other day which set the other car on fire and then successfully blamed it on the cat next to me and got away.

        Jin: I think you’ve got the idea, but it needs to be a little more challenging than-

        Rhioe: his eyes are blue

        Jin: YOU WHAT???

        "Sea turtles, mate."

        #103861
        Alabama Rose
        @bama-rose

        @olivia

        😂 SO FUNNY!! Thanks for tagging me!

        Courage, dear heart ~ Aslan

        #103899
        WolverineRM
        @wolverinerm

          This whole thread has me dying. 😂 @urwen-starial, @naiya-dyani said I should meet Kirat and…yeah. 🤣

          I’m not super good at writing memes and I’ve drawn a blank on ones I know, but I’ll give it a shot on both originals and not-so-originals… 😉

          (This is an actual bit of story dialogue that reads kinda like a meme…)
          Harley: Not thinking’ll get you killed.

          Trey: Yeah, by Harley. In the barracks. With a tennis shoe.

           

          Paul: Guys, we have to be careful. Someone here is possessed by an owl.

          Harley, only half paying attention: Who?

          Trey: *screams*

           

          Paul: harley you are a grown man are you okay

          Harley, watching Bambi: …

           

          Harley: *talks about anything trivial for any length of time*

          Nigel, having zoned him out fifteen minutes ago: iN tHiS eCoNoMy

          I ask where he got these crazy ideas anyway
          He just smiles and says, it’s the way that I was raised

          #103907
          Naiya Dyani
          @naiya-dyani

            @wolverinerm XD

            Kiet: *watching Bambi with Harley and looking rather traumatized* I know, right? I thought this was supposed to be for kids. . .

            Hearts are like matter--they can be beaten down, torn, and burned, but they cannot be destroyed.

            #103912
            Olivia Lyndaker
            @olivia

              @bama-rose

              Yup. I had fun saying our meme. 🙂  Well, I guess it isn’t really ours, but we are the only ones that are gonna use it.

              Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.
              -JRR Tolkien

              #103913
              Livi Ryddle
              @anne_the_noob14

              Ha! I love all these! Here’s some more:

              (You guys seen the memes going around with the UNO card that’s “do {insert thing here} or draw 25”?)

              (Also, Emma is Stilton’s wife who died)

               

              *stop eating all the scones or draw 25*

              Werrley: *draws 25*

               

              Gwen: Stilton, someone called you an owl the other day.

              Stilton: Was it Karen?

              Gwen: Who?

              Stilton: I think it is you who are an owl… *runs off laughing as Gwen chases him*

               

              Stilton and Gwen: *are stargazing*

              Gwen: Wow, the stars are beautiful tonight.

              Stilton: You know who else is beautiful?

              Gwen: If you say it’s your lute I swear I will smack you.

              Stilton: …

               

              Stilton: *is crying*

              Werrley: What’s the matter?

              Stilton: *sobs*

              Werrley: *follows Stilton’s gaze* It’s just Gwen picking flowers.

              Stilton: She’s picking them for Emma’s grave…

              Werrley: …*starts crying*

               

              Stilton, to Gwen: You look like my second wife.

              Gwen: You’ve only been married once.

              Stilton: Exactly.

               

              *at a restaurant*

              Werrley: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN

              Gwen: EGGS. He means he wants eggs!!

               

              Werrley: Imagine of you found a box of all the things you lost as a kid.

              Stilton: Happiness, my old friend!

              Gwen: Hi mom! Hi dad!

              Greyl: Ah, my mental stability!

              Werrley: Jeeze guys, lighten up a bit…

               

              Greyl: I do not wanna go to work today… Maybe I should take the day off.

              Gwen, from another room: STILTONNNN!!!!! WERRLEYYYY!!!!

              Stilton runs past with Werrley: Hi Greyl, bye Greyl.

              Greyl: …

              Greyl: *happily sitting at work, whistling*

               

              And I wanna do this cause why not…

              Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Werrley

              Looks like could kill you and is actually a cinnamon roll: Gwen

              Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Stilton

              Looks like could kill you and could actually kill you: Greyl

               

              Stilton: Nobody is perfect.

              Gwen: *walks past*

              Stilton: She’s nobody.

               

              Stilton: I wanted to get a pet snake, but Gwen said I can’t get a pet snake, so we compromised and I didn’t get a pet snake.

               

              I’m using Stilton and Gwen a lot but they’re just so perfect for memes XD

               

               

              "Hey. Spit that out."
              *ignores him and swallows frog*
              _____
              "This is the way."

              #103940
              Urwen Starial
              @urwen-starial

                @anne_the_noob14

                XDXDXD *Falls over from laughing so hard*

                Rhioe: *kills them with kindness*

                Kenem: *kills them with snarkiness*

                Jin: *kills them with intelligence*

                Era:*kills them with sweetness*

                Kirat: *actually kills them*

                 

                Rhioe: what’s the worst part about being the dad?

                Jin: the kids

                *earlier that day*

                Kirat: good morning parental figure

                Jin: good morning problem child

                 

                Jin: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

                Rhioe: Are you okay?

                Jin: Kirat stole my garlic bread.

                "Sea turtles, mate."

                #104091
                Livi Ryddle
                @anne_the_noob14

                @urwen-starial XD I love these lol!!

                I forgot to do this one earlier:

                Kids: MCDONALD’S!! MCDONALD’S!!

                Gwen: We have food at home.

                Stilton: MCDONALD’S!!

                Werrley: MCDONALD’S!!

                Greyl: *goes through the drive-thru and orders a black coffee, six extra espresso shots*

                "Hey. Spit that out."
                *ignores him and swallows frog*
                _____
                "This is the way."

                #104096
                Esmeralda Gramilton
                @esmeralda-gramilton

                  Merlye: Of all lies, the horror. . . I’ve never seen such deceit in all my life. The worst of the worst. . .

                  Xineta: Merlye, it was a children’s board book.

                  Merlye: *sobbing* it had a happy ending

                   

                  Mugger: *pulls out a knife* give me all your money!

                  Zarin: well this took a sharp turn!

                  *later*

                  Hyri: the paramedic said she’d never seen this many stab wounds before

                   

                  Mugger: *brandishing a knife* Give me all your money!

                  Zarin: Well this just took another sharp turn!

                  Mugger: Oh, it’s you. You know you really don’t want me to do what I did last time do you?

                  Zarin: I mean, you have a point.

                  *later*

                  Hyri: The paramedic retracted her initial statement. He has fourteen more stab wounds than last time.

                   

                  Mugger: Ha! GIVE ME YOUR MONEY! *slicing at Zarin but misses*

                  Zarin: Well that was cutting it close.

                  Mugger: . . . *visibly struggling*

                  Mugger: ARGH!!!

                  *Later*

                  Hyri: So, the paramedic said Zarin should be dead from blood loss by now. . .

                  “No-one can judge your worth; They can only influence your judgement.” ~Elysso

                  #104098
                  Urwen Starial
                  @urwen-starial

                    @anne_the_noob14

                    Haha, these are great!!!

                    Kirat: Guys, there’s three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Kirat way.

                    Jin: Isn’t that the wrong way?
                    Kirat: Yeah, but it’s faster.

                    "Sea turtles, mate."

                    #104103
                    Livi Ryddle
                    @anne_the_noob14

                    @urwen-starial

                    XD I love it!!

                    I could do that one with my charries…

                    Greyl: There are three ways to do this: The right way, the wrong way, and my way.

                    Gwen: Isn’t your way just the wrong way?

                    Greyl: …Do not doubt me. It’s just faster.

                    "Hey. Spit that out."
                    *ignores him and swallows frog*
                    _____
                    "This is the way."

                    #104297
                    Urwen Starial
                    @urwen-starial

                      Jin: What is the meaning of life?

                      Kirat: I don’t know the computers are down.

                      "Sea turtles, mate."

                      #104348
                      WolverineRM
                      @wolverinerm

                        Every time I come back to this thread it’s funnier. 😂

                        @anne_the_noob14 I have to do the cinnamon roll one times, like, all my stories…so the first characters are from my WIP and the second and third are from my finished books…

                        Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Dallas, Andrew, Keruya

                        Looks like could kill you and is actually a cinnamon roll: Nigel, Maverick, Ross

                        Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Paul, Isaiah, Kendall

                        Looks like could kill you and could actually kill you: Harley, Dakota, Maysen (slightly debatable…he could kill you, but whether or not he actually looks like it…)

                        I ask where he got these crazy ideas anyway
                        He just smiles and says, it’s the way that I was raised

                        #104350
                        Naiya Dyani
                        @naiya-dyani

                          @urwen-starial @anne_the_noob14 @wolverinerm

                          Apologies, now I have to steal those memes for my charries. And adapt them as I see fit. 😛 Which could turn out to be quite a lot.

                          Kids: MCDONALD’S!! MCDONALD’S!!!!

                          Dari: We have food at home.

                          Tai: MCDONALD’S!!!!!

                          Grace: *pulls into drive thru, orders black coffee and leaves*

                          Everyone: That’s not fair!

                          Grace: Sorry, you’re right. *pulls back through, gets an over-sugared milkshake for Kiet and leaves*

                          Kiet: *shares it with everyone else*

                           

                          Tai: There are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Tai way.

                          Dari: Isn’t that the same as the wrong way?

                          Kedori: Yeah, it’s just faster.

                          Tai: Yes. Plus it’s way more entertaining, you’ve got to admit.

                          Enn Dera, from hospital bed: Depends on whose perspective you take.

                           

                          Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Tai, Enn Dera (in the right mood)

                          Looks like could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Kiet, Enna Sora

                          Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Kedori, Dari

                          Looks like could kill you and could actually kill you: Grace, Gerik, Nyel

                          Hearts are like matter--they can be beaten down, torn, and burned, but they cannot be destroyed.

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