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  • #136028
    Kylie S. Pierce
    @kylie-wingfeather

    And some more!

     

    Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Ruse, Aisling

    Looks like could kill you and is actually a cinnamon roll: Shaye

    Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Daisy

    Looks like could kill you and could actually kill you: Teaghan

     

    Ruse: Guys, there’s three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Ruse way.

    Teaghan: Isn’t that the wrong way?

    Ruse: Yeah, but it’s faster.

     

    Ruse: How do I politely tell someone I want to hit their face with a brick several times?

    Teaghan: One wishes to acquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edged object fundamentally used in the construction of walls repeatedly.

    Ruse: *Stares at Teaghan* That was poetry.

    Shaye: That was a cry for therapy from both of you.

     

    Ruse: Just bring Shaye to me.

    Aisling: He locked himself in the bathroom.

    Ruse: Just l him I said something.

    Daisy: *looks up from her homework curiously* Said what?

    Ruse: Anything factually inaccurate.

    *ten minutes later*

    Shaye to Ruse: I’m sorry, the sky is blue because it’s reflecting the color of the ocean?

    Teaghan: *trying to explain something to Daisy* *chuckles and rolls eyes at the antics of her friends* Of course Shaye, didn’t you know that?

     

    *Loud buzzing sound of conversation from a crowd of people*

    Teaghan: QUIET!!!!

    *Talking gets louder*

    Teaghan: *sighs* I’M CHANGING THE WIFI PASSWORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *people are suddenly paying attention*

    Ruse: *screams*

     

    Filling out tax forms:

    Teaghan: Somehow works the form so she gets a $9,000 refund

    Daisy: Fills form out painstakingly and freaks out when she owes a miniscule amount

    Shaye: Fills it out in 56 seconds flat

    Aisling: Worries excessively that she’s forgetting something because she doesn’t want IRS conflict

    Ruse: Doodles and makes jokes in the margins and ends up getting an audit backed by a SWAT team

     

    Ruse: It’s really muggy out.

    Teaghan: If I go out and find all of our mugs on the lawn, I’m leaving.

    Ruse: *Holds up his coffee mug and takes a sip*

    Teaghan: *breathes out sigh of relief* *heads down the hallway to the door*

    Ruse: She’s gone, Ash, you can change it back now.

    *Coffee mug shimmers and changes back into a bowl*

    *Both wait for a second*

    Teaghan: *steps out on the porch* *sees a bunch of mugs on the lawn* RUSE!!!!!!!

     

    *rolls eyes* My characters… *shakes head*

    "The seed of the New World smolders. Bear the Flame."~The Green Ember.

    #136037
    Neasa
    @irishcelticredflowercrown

    Here’s one 🙂

    Mayra: I am a deadly mastermind spy and criminal. Everyone fears me because they know what I can do. I only care about me, myself and I.

    Lobo the dog: RUFF!

    Mayra: *heart eyes* AAAGGHH you’re so CUTE I want to cuddle you!!! I’m gonna keep you!

    #136220
    Kylie S. Pierce
    @kylie-wingfeather

    Sean: Okay, who broke the coffee machine?
    Daisy: It was me! I did it!
    Sean: No it wasn’t. Teaghan?
    Teaghan: Don’t look at me! look at Shaye! He was the last one to use it.
    Shaye: No it wasn’t! I only drink tea!
    Daisy: Listen, let’s stop fighting and just let me pay for it.
    Teaghan: Aisling’s been awfully quiet…
    Aisling: Wha-
    Ruse: *in the corner filming an instagram live* It was me. I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.
    Ruse: I predict that in ten minutes, they’ll all be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and swords out.

    Aisling: Why is Teaghan crying?
    Shaye: She took one of those “Which character from Myths of Ireland* are you?” quizzes.
    Aisling: Who’d she get?
    Ruse: *grinning delightedly* She got me.

    *What I’m calling my series right now.

    "The seed of the New World smolders. Bear the Flame."~The Green Ember.

    #144562
    Grace Benham
    @gbfruitbat

    Okay, here’s a couple (even though this thread hasn’t been posted on in ages XD)

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    Sing: Do you need a hand?

    Aubrey: Does it look like I need your help?

    Sing: Do you really want me to answer that or would you like to maintain plausible deniability for later?

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    Anthony: Why are you glaring at me?

    Aubrey: I’m hoping you’ll spontaneously combust

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    Anthony:  The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

    Regina: I almost died!

    Anthony: *slings arm around her shoulders and gazes wistfully into the distance* Ah yes, that was my fondest memory.

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    Regina: Quit smirking at me!  I’m serious!

    Will: I’m not smirking!

    Regina: Well, stop laughing at me.

    Will: *crosses arms* I’m not laughing.

    Regina: Well quit whatever it is you’re doing.

    Will: This is me with a cheery disposition; a ray of sunshine in the midst of bleakness.

    Regina: It’s an excuse to laugh at me

    Will: RAIN CLOUD!

    This is perhaps the greatest risk any of us will ever take: to be seen as we truly are.

    #144564
    Grace Benham
    @gbfruitbat

    Ooh I forgot the cinnamon roll one!

    Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Will, Regina

    Looks like could kill you and could actually kill you: Aubrey

    Looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll: Anthony

    Doesn’t look like a cinnamon roll or like she could kill you and isn’t a cinnamon roll and can’t really kill you: Sing

    This is perhaps the greatest risk any of us will ever take: to be seen as we truly are.

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