July 15, 2021 at 9:07 am #136028Kylie S. Pierce@kylie-wingfeather
And some more!
Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Ruse, Aisling
Looks like could kill you and is actually a cinnamon roll: Shaye
Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Daisy
Looks like could kill you and could actually kill you: Teaghan
Ruse: Guys, there’s three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Ruse way.
Teaghan: Isn’t that the wrong way?
Ruse: Yeah, but it’s faster.
Ruse: How do I politely tell someone I want to hit their face with a brick several times?
Teaghan: One wishes to acquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edged object fundamentally used in the construction of walls repeatedly.
Ruse: *Stares at Teaghan* That was poetry.
Shaye: That was a cry for therapy from both of you.
Ruse: Just bring Shaye to me.
Aisling: He locked himself in the bathroom.
Ruse: Just l him I said something.
Daisy: *looks up from her homework curiously* Said what?
Ruse: Anything factually inaccurate.
*ten minutes later*
Shaye to Ruse: I’m sorry, the sky is blue because it’s reflecting the color of the ocean?
Teaghan: *trying to explain something to Daisy* *chuckles and rolls eyes at the antics of her friends* Of course Shaye, didn’t you know that?
*Loud buzzing sound of conversation from a crowd of people*
*Talking gets louder*
Teaghan: *sighs* I’M CHANGING THE WIFI PASSWORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*people are suddenly paying attention*
Filling out tax forms:
Teaghan: Somehow works the form so she gets a $9,000 refund
Daisy: Fills form out painstakingly and freaks out when she owes a miniscule amount
Shaye: Fills it out in 56 seconds flat
Aisling: Worries excessively that she’s forgetting something because she doesn’t want IRS conflict
Ruse: Doodles and makes jokes in the margins and ends up getting an audit backed by a SWAT team
Ruse: It’s really muggy out.
Teaghan: If I go out and find all of our mugs on the lawn, I’m leaving.
Ruse: *Holds up his coffee mug and takes a sip*
Teaghan: *breathes out sigh of relief* *heads down the hallway to the door*
Ruse: She’s gone, Ash, you can change it back now.
*Coffee mug shimmers and changes back into a bowl*
*Both wait for a second*
Teaghan: *steps out on the porch* *sees a bunch of mugs on the lawn* RUSE!!!!!!!
*rolls eyes* My characters… *shakes head*
"The seed of the New World smolders. Bear the Flame."~The Green Ember.July 15, 2021 at 12:45 pm #136037Neasa@irishcelticredflowercrown
Here’s one 🙂
Mayra: I am a deadly mastermind spy and criminal. Everyone fears me because they know what I can do. I only care about me, myself and I.
Lobo the dog: RUFF!
Mayra: *heart eyes* AAAGGHH you’re so CUTE I want to cuddle you!!! I’m gonna keep you!July 20, 2021 at 5:22 pm #136220Kylie S. Pierce@kylie-wingfeather
Sean: Okay, who broke the coffee machine?
Daisy: It was me! I did it!
Sean: No it wasn’t. Teaghan?
Teaghan: Don’t look at me! look at Shaye! He was the last one to use it.
Shaye: No it wasn’t! I only drink tea!
Daisy: Listen, let’s stop fighting and just let me pay for it.
Teaghan: Aisling’s been awfully quiet…
Ruse: *in the corner filming an instagram live* It was me. I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.
Ruse: I predict that in ten minutes, they’ll all be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and swords out.
Aisling: Why is Teaghan crying?
Shaye: She took one of those “Which character from Myths of Ireland* are you?” quizzes.
Aisling: Who’d she get?
Ruse: *grinning delightedly* She got me.
*What I’m calling my series right now.
"The seed of the New World smolders. Bear the Flame."~The Green Ember.November 28, 2021 at 10:37 pm #144562Grace Benham@gbfruitbat
Okay, here’s a couple (even though this thread hasn’t been posted on in ages XD)
Sing: Do you need a hand?
Aubrey: Does it look like I need your help?
Sing: Do you really want me to answer that or would you like to maintain plausible deniability for later?
Anthony: Why are you glaring at me?
Aubrey: I’m hoping you’ll spontaneously combust
Anthony: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.
Regina: I almost died!
Anthony: *slings arm around her shoulders and gazes wistfully into the distance* Ah yes, that was my fondest memory.
Regina: Quit smirking at me! I’m serious!
Will: I’m not smirking!
Regina: Well, stop laughing at me.
Will: *crosses arms* I’m not laughing.
Regina: Well quit whatever it is you’re doing.
Will: This is me with a cheery disposition; a ray of sunshine in the midst of bleakness.
Regina: It’s an excuse to laugh at me
Will: RAIN CLOUD!
This is perhaps the greatest risk any of us will ever take: to be seen as we truly are.November 28, 2021 at 10:47 pm #144564Grace Benham@gbfruitbat
Ooh I forgot the cinnamon roll one!
Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Will, Regina
Looks like could kill you and could actually kill you: Aubrey
Looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll: Anthony
Doesn’t look like a cinnamon roll or like she could kill you and isn’t a cinnamon roll and can’t really kill you: Sing
This is perhaps the greatest risk any of us will ever take: to be seen as we truly are.
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