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Ok, just came up with these yesterday
Jack, when like, 14-
*loud bam from the stairwell*
His mom: “What was that?”
Jack: *muffled* “My shirt fell.”
Mom: “That sounded louder than a shirt falling, though.”
Jack: *groaning* “I was in the shirt.”Alan, when like 10-
*hears someone say, “Always be positive*
Next time he trips down the stairs-
“WHOO! I got down those stairs fast!”
*goes to have his bumped head looked at, a big grin spread over his face*Psalm 119:11
Your word I have hidden in my heart,
That I might not sin against You.@anne_the_noob14 @esmeralda-gramilton @dakota @urwen-starial
How my guy characters drink their Respect Women Juice:
Kedori: in small sips so it doesn’t spill
Kiet: with a straw
Dari: drinks whole thing but intermittently because he has to keep stopping to chase his toddler sister
Tai: blows bubbles in his before draining the glass
Gerik: takes a sip, curls lip at taste, drinks only half of it
Kokai: pours the whole thing down the drain
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Grace: I have a headache that comes and goes
Tai: *enters room*
Grace: aaand it’s back
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Tai: *pokes fun at Kiet*
Someone else: *pokes fun at Kiet*
Tai: *balls fists*Â what did u just say
Hearts are like matter--they can be beaten down, torn, and burned, but they cannot be destroyed.
Okay, so I’m wayyy late to the party, but this is just hilarious. Y’all are crazy! 😂😂😂
"But how could you live and have no story to tell?" - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
@naiya-dyani LOL! Love Tai!
@eden-anderson It’s okay, welcome! And thanks. 🙂Psalm 119:11
Your word I have hidden in my heart,
That I might not sin against You.@dakota He really is XD
And HA! I’m totally gonna use that line about me being in my shirt next time I trip XD
Sksksksksk that’s hilarious XD XD
@eden-anderson EEEEYYYY HELLOOOO MAH FRAND 😀 😀My brother (12) was looking over my shoulder a minute ago and saw your profile pic and he’s still going on about how cute the hedgehog is 🙂
How my guy characters drink their Respect Women Juice:
Greyl: Makes it last and sips on it through the day; doesn’t drink it up all at once.
Dharin: He can’t imagine the look his sister would give him if he didn’t drink it. He also can’t imagine what his mind would say to him if he didn’t drink it, either. So he drinks.
Kylian: *looks at you suspiciously* Is this what you say it is or is it poisoned? *takes cautious sip* *only when he’s sure it’s not dangerous does he drink the rest*
Marek: What’s this lol *smells it* Ew. *takes drink* *spits it out and goes off to find some ale*
Wiggins: Carefully, ’cause his hands aren’t as steady as they used to be and he doesn’t wanna spill it.
Werrley: Cheerfully and gladly! It probably tastes like fruit punch to him.
Stilton: Reverently; as if every sip might be his last.
Brodie: He drinks it like he drinks everything else: messily. But he likes it and doesn’t waste it.
Edit: Forgot about Comm. Vulferym.
Vulferym: *has you pour it into a fancy glass* *pretends to enjoy it immensely, while smiling and nodding and being all gracious and thankful* *when no one is looking he discreetly pours it down some drain and rinses mouth out, grimacing*
“Enough! Be quiet! I can’t hear myself think! I can’t hear my teeth chatter!"
Stilton: *teases Gwen about her height*
Anyone else: *teases Gwen about her height*
Stilton, brandishing his gardening tools: Care to repeat that?
“Enough! Be quiet! I can’t hear myself think! I can’t hear my teeth chatter!"
@dakota Thank you. 🙂
@anne_the_noob14 HEYYYyyyy!!! 😊 Long time, no see! xD Well, the image doesn’t belong to me, but it is adorable!"But how could you live and have no story to tell?" - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
@anne_the_noob14 LOL! Found that line on Pinterest.
Psalm 119:11
Your word I have hidden in my heart,
That I might not sin against You.aaaand I just disappeared off the face of the earth for a while XD
@eden-anderson Indeed! 🙂 😀 And IT IS!!! I WANT ONE
@dakota Ahh, the great and wonderful Pinterest 😀“Enough! Be quiet! I can’t hear myself think! I can’t hear my teeth chatter!"
Y’all had me at memes. This whole thread is fantastic.
I say I won’t buy any more books until I’ve finished the ones I have, and then I laugh at myself.
@anne_the_noob14 Me toooooo!!! ðŸ˜
"But how could you live and have no story to tell?" - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
@law0413 Heheh isn’t it tho XD
…your forum signature hits way too close to home 😛
“Enough! Be quiet! I can’t hear myself think! I can’t hear my teeth chatter!"
@anne_the_noob14 Ha! I said this to my manager the other day–I work in a Christian bookstore so you can see my problem! xD
Edit:…and I said it while buying twelve more. Send help
I say I won’t buy any more books until I’ve finished the ones I have, and then I laugh at myself.
I find myself wanting to do a few so here goes–
Respect Women Juice:
Wyatt–drinks a water bottle full of it without taking a breath and concludes with a really loud burp
Theo–sniffs at it suspiciously, looks up to see his little sister in fairy wings and a tutu dancing around the kitchen, and downs it like a shot
And a few rewritten Vines.
Sadie: Theo, let me see what you have–
Theo: a KNIFE!
S: NO!
Wyatt: Dear diary, today I couldn’t find my diary, so I’m writing this on both of my Kung Fu Panda 2 DVDs
Wyatt: *falls through ceiling*
Theo: hey Ron
W: hey Billy
I say I won’t buy any more books until I’ve finished the ones I have, and then I laugh at myself.
@anne_the_noob14 @esmeralda-gramilton @dakota @urwen-starial @eden-anderson @law0413
Laurel those are hysterical XD I’ve gotta make a Vine compilation of my characters someday. I’ve got a whole list. . .
Grace: Tai, let me see what you have–
Tai: A KNIFE!
Grace: NO!
Wearing masks during the pandemic:
Kiet: wears one so that no one else will feel uncomfortable
Tai: always forgets his at home
Enna Sora: did some research and decided to wear one
Grace: did some research and decided NOT to wear one
Kedori: wears a mask but hates that other people do, because it makes the already-difficult task of knowing what people are talking about harder (he’s deaf and can lip-read a little bit)
Elisa Hammond (Grace’s mom): wears one 24/7
Dari: tries to wear one but ends up needing to take it off most of the time because he’s out of breath chasing his little sister
Gerik: only wears one half the time
Kokai: never wears one solely to spite people who do
Types of masks they would own (whether or not they wore it):
Grace: practical medical-grade mask
Enna Sora: also a practical medical-grade mask (she is a healer, after all)
Kiet: one with cat whiskers on it
Tai: one with oversized lips and buck teeth printed on it
Dari: whatever scrap of fabric he can grab at a moment’s notice
Kedori: whatever his aunt will give him [he lives with his not-exactly-doting aunt]
Elisa Hammond: an overly thick one
Gerik: a pitch black one
Kokai: one with a threat hidden in the design on it, probably
Hearts are like matter--they can be beaten down, torn, and burned, but they cannot be destroyed.
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