June 27, 2020 at 9:19 pm #115506Naiya Dyani@naiya-dyani
@urwen-starial my gosh XD
Hearts are like matter--they can be beaten down, torn, and burned, but they cannot be destroyed.June 28, 2020 at 10:45 am #115549June 28, 2020 at 11:56 am #115552
*Alan stumbles while trying to board a bus and fall to the sidewalk*
*Someone asks, “Did you just fall?”
Alan: *face planted in the concrete* “No-o, the bus steps kicked me in the leg.”
Your word I have hidden in my heart,
That I might not sin against You.July 6, 2020 at 7:01 pm #115843
Xineta: Ninety-seven centimeters is. . .
Hyri: 38.19 inches, 3.2 feet, 0.97 meters, 1.06 yards, 970 millimeters?
Xineta: . . .
Xineta: longer or shorter than the average hippo?
“No-one can judge your worth; They can only influence your judgement of your own worth.” ~ElyssoJuly 6, 2020 at 8:52 pm #115845Urwen Starial@urwen-starial
(Fire alarm goes off in the middle of the night)
(Jin, Rhioe, and Kenem race in the room half asleep.)
Jin: Is everyone okay? Kirat what are you-
Kirat: *holding a lit piece of paper under the fire alarm* Now that everyone’s here, I’d like to ask. . . WHO FINISHED MY CHOCOLATE MILK????
Kenem: I’m going to kill a thousand people and a monkey.
Jin: Why would you kill a monkey?
Kenem: See? No one cares about the thousand people!
Teacher: If you have two stuffed animals, and someone asks for one, how many will you have left?
Teacher:. . . Okay, well, what if somebody forcibly takes one of them, how many will you have left.
Clear: Two and a dead body.
Kirat: I should be posting things every day.
Clear: Okay. . .
Kirat: People need to know what I’m doing every day.
Clear:. . . Okay.
Kirat: YOU CAN’T KEEP ME FROM TELLING MY STORY.
Clear: . . . What did you do today?
Kirat: I stared at the wall for six hours.
Clear: . . .
“Tears sparkle like fallen stars, the world at our fingertips, We didn’t know, It wasn't happiness.July 6, 2020 at 8:55 pm #115846
Wes:. . .
Sandrye:. . .
Wes:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Sandrye:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Wes:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Sandrye:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Zarin: Are they communicating?
Merlye: *sarcastically* yes, of course.
Zarin: I knew it! They can speak ‘dot’!
“No-one can judge your worth; They can only influence your judgement of your own worth.” ~ElyssoJuly 7, 2020 at 12:04 am #115850
Me: Awesome! And yes, better to be safe than sorry!
Understandable XD I can be like that at times, also…
*joins Kiet in hugging you*
Furniture store XD Tai… *shakes head, more than a little amused*
…I feel like there’s probably a pickup line that could come from that… gimme a sec XD
*clears throat and says to Tai*: If you were a piece of furniture, you’d be a lamp ’cause you brighten whatever room you’re in. And you’d better get a lampshade, if you’re gonna buy clothing at a furniture store, ’cause I can’t look directly at you without being blinded by your awesomeness. 😉 😀
“Enough! Be quiet! I can’t hear myself think! I can’t hear my teeth chatter!"July 7, 2020 at 12:06 am #115851
Alan is quite relatable…
“Enough! Be quiet! I can’t hear myself think! I can’t hear my teeth chatter!"July 7, 2020 at 12:13 am #115852
When they trip and fall in front of someone:
Marek: *glares at whoever saw as if it was their fault*
Kylian: *gets up calmly and goes about what he was doing, but feels incredibly embarrassed for the rest of the day*
Gwen: *gets up, brushes herself off, goes about her day*
Greyl: *gets up, collects the books he probably dropped, nods politely to whoever saw, goes about his day*
Wiggins: *probably asks for help getting up; his joints aren’t what they used to be*
Dharin: *gets up with a satisfied expression* “IT’S OK, EVERYONE. I JUST CHECKED, AND GRAVITY IS INDEED STILL WORKING.”
Werrley: *he doesn’t trip; he’s an owl*
Dana: *gets up and mutters to herself about being clumsy*
Dragon: *gets up and doesn’t worry about it* *where’s my apple?*
Stilton: *checks anxiously to see if his lute is ok, blushes when he realizes someone saw him trip, mutters an apology and speedwalks off*
“Enough! Be quiet! I can’t hear myself think! I can’t hear my teeth chatter!"July 7, 2020 at 2:53 pm #115865
@anne_the_noob14 Yeah, he’s my really goofy boi. He can be serious . . . buts that’s not his normal state of being.
Poor Kylian, I can feel that way too. Especially about being clumsy.
When they trip and fall in front of someone:
Dayton: (when in the WORLD would this happen to HER!?) *probably quickly stand up, stiffen her back, nod at the person and say, ‘Excuses me’ and stride quickly on*
Jack: well, it would depend on his mood, WHO saw him fall and WHY he fell but usually it would be *lays still a moment, then rises to his knees and then his feet, brushing himself off and letting the likely anxious person know, “I’m just fine” then walk off as though nothing had happened*
Jamie: *sits up and stands to her feet, makes sure she didn’t drop anything* *nods and smiles at the person and says “I’m okay* Moves on*
Alan: *jumps up, unless he’s face planted in concrete* *stutters – “Oh, sorry! Don’t worry, I am just peachy!”* goes on*
Rob: *quickly rolls over and up in one well-practiced motion* *checks to make sure he didn’t lose anything* *nods and says “I’m fine” and walks on*
Micheal: *exclaims with some Irish exclamation* springs to his feet a shaky laugh* *says “pardon me, my daer -sir or ma’m- I’m a bit unsteady on mae feet at times.” (bad attempt at typing an Irish accent)
Jim: Even if he was hurt or sick, he would still just do that same thing *gets up similarly to Rob* *assures the person that he’s alright* Goes on
Stella: *gets up, blushing, murmurs ‘Excuse me, sorry’ and hurries away*
Megyn: *rolls over and springs to her feet, assuring any fluttery person that she was fine and smiles* *goes on with life*
Your word I have hidden in my heart,
That I might not sin against You.July 7, 2020 at 5:15 pm #115869
@dakota *grins* I can see that! XD
Yeeesss… 🙁 My poor baby
“Enough! Be quiet! I can’t hear myself think! I can’t hear my teeth chatter!"July 10, 2020 at 12:03 pm #115951
Xineta: So, the pizza place is almost out of pizza, and I could only order 20 slices.
Mindysa: Alright. There’s twenty of us.
Zarin: Except that Wes and Callia are visiting today, along with Xin’s cousins.
Mindysa: Fine. What does that change?
Xineta: It changes who’s going to wake up tomorrow. >:)
Mindysa: WE ARE NOT HAVING A WAR OVER PIZZA YOU LUNATICS.
“No-one can judge your worth; They can only influence your judgement of your own worth.” ~ElyssoJuly 19, 2020 at 10:09 pm #116327
Oh… but… why not have a war over pizza?? XD
Answers to “what motivates you to live your life”:
Dharin: The hope that someday I’ll see my sister again.
Kylian: That’s a very personal question…
Marek: I get to stab people.
Me: Um. No.
Marek: Yes! It’s in my job description! >:)
Wiggins: Whall, Ah guess Ah’v nev’r rilly thought about et befer. Ah jist wanna keep livin’, Ah guess is ahll.
Dana: My job. I love helping people feel better, and I love being able to save some lives.
Gwen: My friends and family.
Werrley: My friends!
Greyl: The knowledge that I can help people, my love for studying… lots of things.
Stilton: ……………………………………… *in embarrassed whisper* Gwendolyn….
“Enough! Be quiet! I can’t hear myself think! I can’t hear my teeth chatter!"July 19, 2020 at 10:17 pm #116328
When Marek was younger; about eight:
Teacher: Ok, you have seven apples, and I ask you for-
Marek: I don’t like apples. Why would I have apples?
Teacher:… Ok, you have seven candies. I ask f-
Marek: I don’t eat candies.
Teacher: Tell me something you like.
Marek: Knives. Knives and daggers.
Teacher: *sigh* You have seven daggers. I ask you for three. How many do you have left?
Teacher: No, you’d have four. Because seven minus three equals four, and I asked for three.
Marek: I’d have seven daggers, one of which is now bloody, and a dead body.
Teacher, to Marek’s parents later on: Sir and Ma’am, I think your son… he… well, he needs help.
“Enough! Be quiet! I can’t hear myself think! I can’t hear my teeth chatter!"July 20, 2020 at 2:21 pm #116332
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