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April 27, 2020 at 12:57 pm #111036
Naiya Dyani
@naiya-dyani@anne_the_noob14 Oh my. . . Dharin does NOT need a vlog XD XD XD
Nor does Tai. . . maybe I should try that soon. . .
Gerik (to Kiet): Your friends are idiots
Grace: *watches Tai run from a pink-dyed snow wolf* yeah, but at least he has some
Dari and Kedori: Oooooooh. . .
Grace: *struggling to breathe on the floor* Tai. . . call me an ambulance. . .
Tai: You’re an ambulance
Kiet: *whacks him and does something useful*
Grace: *teaching a group of preschoolers* *holds up a leaf* This is the color green. *points to the sky* That is the color blue. *kisses Kiet on the cheek and points to his face* And this is the color red.
Kiet: O.o
Hearts are like matter--they can be beaten down, torn, and burned, but they cannot be destroyed.
April 27, 2020 at 11:14 pm #111073Livi Ryddle
@anne_the_noob14@esmeralda-gramilton Ahhh I see XD I’ve heard of Kingdom Hearts, but not seen it.
@naiya-dyani Lol, ikr?? XDOh that would be awesome!! 😀
AHWWWW THAT LAST ONE :3 :3 XD SO CUTEEEE
“Enough! Be quiet! I can’t hear myself think! I can’t hear my teeth chatter!"
April 28, 2020 at 4:37 pm #111085Dakota
@dakota@urwen-starial @esmeralda-gramilton @anne_the_noob14 @naiya-dyani
My charries (well, most of them) and I are dying over here!!!
Naiya, that last one was really good!! XD XD
I haven’t posted in a while, so let’s try this.
My characters describe themselves in a single phrase
Dayton: *lifts her head high* “A Fire Chief.”
Alan: “One crazy kid!”
Jack: “Master of whit.”
Jamie: “Quiet Church mouse.”
Jared: *unsure of what to say* “Just kinda average?”
Rob: “Bull-headed and brave.”
Micheal: “Out of place Irishman.”
Joe: “A quiet Brit.”
Megyn: “Lost in thoughts.”
Rodney: “Don’t mess with me.”
Jim: “Lonely Stranger.”
William (Bill) Cunningham: “The Mastermind.”
Esther: “The Indian girl.”Megyn: What’s inside is more important than what’s on the outside.
Rodney: Oh, really? Give me one example.
Mikey: *quickly and timidly* A refrigerator?
Rodney: . . .
Megyn: . . .
Megyn: Okay, that works too.
Rob: You need to stop doing weird things. Going out might help.
Micheal: I went to the pond today, as part of my assignment of course.
Rob: There you go! I hope you got something from that. *mumbles* other than an accident.
Micheal: Aye, I did
Micheal: *opens plastic bag* This rubber ducky. I think I’ll take it to the lost and found.
Rob: *heavy sigh*
Alan: I dare you to talk to Jack right now
Dayton: Alright!! *Wheels on Jack* What is your problem, Jackson??!!
Jack: *face switching between very pale and very red* ready getting for my Jamie first with date
Dayton: *storms out to answer the ringing phone* OH GOOD GRIEF!!
Alan: *can’t breathe*
Sometime later . . .
Jack: So how’d your first date with you’re new girl-friend – *pauses* I forgot her name . . . go?
Alan: *in a very serious voice* It’s not ‘I forgot her name’. It’s ‘Joyce’
Jack: Oh, yeah, right.
Jack: Anyway, how did it go?
Alan: *nervous voice* I tried complimenting her
Alan: but I couldn’t decide whether to say “you have an amazing smile” or “your eyes are so beautiful”
Alan: But I found that I couldn’t say a thing.
Jack: *smirks*
Alan: she smiled at me
Alan: and I panicked and said, “you have eyes.”
Jack: *develops asthma*
Alan, watching Dayton eat a sandwich: Hey, Chief, What’s in the sub?
Dayton: *in distant, cold voice*A good many things.
Alan: *fast* No, no, no, What’s the MEAT in the sub.
Dayton: *snorts* “Why do you care?”
Alan: C’mon! PLE-ASE!
Dayton: *rolls eyes* Chicken.
Alan: *perfectly straight faced as he rises* Did you know you are what you eat? *walks away*
Dayton: *snorts* Silly Fantasy. *finally registers* COME BACK HERE, YOU-!!!_______-
Umm . . let’s not continue that sentence. NE-XT!
Dayton (to Alan and Jack): You two are Idiots!!
Jack: *Pulls himself atop the ladder truck* Yeah, but at least we’re friendly idiots.
Alan: Unlike you!!
Jack: Oooooooh. . .
We won’t say what Dayton did.
Psalm 119:11
Your word I have hidden in my heart,
That I might not sin against You.April 28, 2020 at 7:45 pm #111090Livi Ryddle
@anne_the_noob14@dakota Eehhehehehehehe those are awesome! XD
“Enough! Be quiet! I can’t hear myself think! I can’t hear my teeth chatter!"
April 29, 2020 at 11:04 am #111123Dakota
@dakota@anne_the_noob14 Thanks! I’m just bummed out that they’re all smashed together.
Psalm 119:11
Your word I have hidden in my heart,
That I might not sin against You.April 29, 2020 at 2:08 pm #111130The Fledgling Artist
@the-fledgling-artistsome of these would make hilarious oc drawing prompts😂
"Though I'm not yet who I will be, I'm no longer who I was."
April 29, 2020 at 4:17 pm #111137Livi Ryddle
@anne_the_noob14@dakota Ah, yeah, sometimes the site does that…
@the-fledgling-artist Ikr?? *is now thinking about trying to draw some* XD“Enough! Be quiet! I can’t hear myself think! I can’t hear my teeth chatter!"
April 30, 2020 at 9:25 pm #111197Linyang Zhang
@devastate-lastingScourge, reading off of a fortune cookie: If you kill a killer, the amount of killers in the world remains the same.
Oryn, mouth full of Chinese takeout: Kill two.
Cleopas: If you’re fortunate enough, your insides will never see light.
Nathan: Not if I swallow this light stick!
Cleopas: Nathan no-
"I set a melody upon the scenery I saw outside my window;
It's beginning in my spacy world."
- TKMay 1, 2020 at 12:50 am #111212Naiya Dyani
@naiya-dyani@devastate-lasting Oh my XD Those are great
@urwen-starial @anne_the_noob14 @dakota @esmeralda-gramiltonMusic my characters listen to:
Kiet: Owl City (can swing from cheerful to melancholy as the mood fits)
Dari: Whatever’s not going to annoy the people around him
Grace: Anything that actually has meaning. Can’t stand pop or country radio.
Tai: Queen. Because he’s Tai.
Kedori: LOUD music. Because otherwise you can’t feel the vibrations well, and that’s kind of how he enjoys music. So. 😛
Hearts are like matter--they can be beaten down, torn, and burned, but they cannot be destroyed.
May 1, 2020 at 12:40 pm #111230Livi Ryddle
@anne_the_noob14@devastate-lasting I love those XD
*finger guns at Kiet and Tai* Eyyyyyyy!! Owl City!!! And Queen!! 😀
*reads what Kedori listens to* *thinks for a minute* *finds a very loud recording of “Annie’s Song” and plays it for him* There we go 🙂
“Enough! Be quiet! I can’t hear myself think! I can’t hear my teeth chatter!"
May 1, 2020 at 2:14 pm #111235Livi Ryddle
@anne_the_noob14Music my characters listen to:
Gwen: Whatever Stilton plays :3
Werrley: Owl City 😛
Greyl: Classical, particularly Beethoven.
Stilton: Mainly he writes his own, but he enjoys all things classical.
Dana: Probably John Denver, or possibly Pentatonix.
Dharin: Bon Jovi. (His favorite songs of Bon Jovi’s are Thank You For Loving Me, and Bed of Roses)
Dharin: Hey! *ears turn red*
Me: What? It’s true!
Dharin: *indistinct muttering, ears still red*
Marek: Idk, some heavy metal artist or something. Or possibly Lindsey Stirling.
Kylian: David Garret
Dragon: She likes
Wiggins: He doesn’t really listen to music much, but if he did, he’d probably like Mozart.
Stilton, reading off a fortune cookie: If you kill a killer, the amount of killers in the world remains the same.
Dharin, mouth full of Gwendolyn’s bread: Kill two.
Marek, from the corner where he’s mending one of his shirts: Kill five while you’re at it.
Kylian, looking up from his book: *rolls eyes* Or just don’t kill anybody. Deliver the killer to the jail and let him live the rest of his life there.
Stilton, who just wanted to eat his cookie in peace: …
Gwendolyn, from the next room: Hire two killers to kill a third killer, and then, with any luck, one of them will kill the third killer, but then the other killer gets mad because HE was hired to kill the guy, so then the remaining two killers will kill each other out of spite.
Stilton, burying his face in his hands: Just let me finish my cookie???
My characters as movie/book characters that already exist:
Gwen: Eowyn (Lord of the Rings)
Werrley: R2-D2 (Star Wars)
Greyl: Halt O’Carrick (Ranger’s Apprentice) or Gandalf (The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings)
Stilton: Faramir (Lord of the Rings)
Dana: Lady Galadriel (Lord of the Rings)
Dharin: Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)
Marek: Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)
Kylian: Boromir (Lord of the Rings)
Dragon: Tug (Ranger’s Apprentice)
Wiggins: Samwise Gamgee (Lord of the Rings)
My characters as songs:
Gwen: Annie’s Song – John Denver
Werrley: Never Gonna Give You Up – Rick Astley
Greyl: [gonna have to think about it some]
Stilton: Viva la Vida – David Garret’s version
Dana: Sit Still, Look Pretty – Daya
Dharin: Despacito – Luis Fonsi
Marek: Roundtable Rival – Lindsey Stirling
Kylian: Hedwig’s theme – John Williams
Dragon: [gonna have to think about it some]
Wiggins: [gonna have to think about it some]
“Enough! Be quiet! I can’t hear myself think! I can’t hear my teeth chatter!"
May 2, 2020 at 3:09 pm #111266Livi Ryddle
@anne_the_noob14Just realized I left Dragon’s music likes blank after the “she likes” lol. Meant to say that she likes whatever Dharin listens to.
“Enough! Be quiet! I can’t hear myself think! I can’t hear my teeth chatter!"
May 2, 2020 at 6:59 pm #111284The Inkspiller
@the-inkspillerSo I’ve watched this thread grow and never once really figured out how to imagine my characters as memes, but I’ll give it a little ol’ whirl.
(Also forgive my stupendously antiquated music tastes…)
(And the fact that I’m jumping in 20 pages in and have never really introduced any of my characters) 😛
My characters describe themselves in a single quote:
Kyreleis: “If one cannot be both feared and loved, it is best to be feared.”
Elkenbrand: “I’m a weasel with a silver tongue who works for a snake.”
Erhard: “A knight never yields!”
Fritz: “Ah, he won’t miss that – or that, or – ooh, shiny!”
Angelin: “A woman’s work is never ever done.”
Rachel: “Unless she has servants!”
Myrrha: “Please. Stop. Thinking. So. LOUDLY.”
My characters as songs (and poems):
Countess Kyreleis von Eisenfaust: Iron, Cold Iron – Rudyard Kipling (performed by Leslie Fish)
Baron Victor von Elkenbrand: Bad – Royal Deluxe
Erhard: Warriors – Imagine Dragons
Fritz: Where There’s A Whip, There’s a Way – / If I Were a Carpenter – Bobby Darin
Angelin: It’s So Easy – Linda Ronstadt
Rachel von Elkenbrand: You’re No Good – Linda Ronstadt (or, if she’s in a bad mood, Rabbia e Tarantella – Ennio Morricone)
Myrrha: The Wolf – SIAMES
If 15th century Europe had fortune cookies…:
Angelin, reading fortune: “If you kill a killer, the amount of killers in the world remains the same.”
Fritz: “Huh. Neat. But, what if I’m already a killer?”
Erhard: “No, wait – well those aren’t the same, you see -”
Rachel: “Fritz that’s terrible! Why would you joke about that?”
Myrrha: “I mean, he’s not wrong. Hey, who took my cookie?”
Kyreleis: “Unambitious. Why stop at one? If you’re going to murder a man you may as well eliminate his heirs and usurp his lands and titles to enrich your own demesne.”
Victor: “I take it you speak from experience, your ladyship?”
Myrrha: “Fritz! I knew it! Don’t hide it, I can read your thoughts!”
Erhard: “Give it back Fritz, you know how sensitive she is-”
Myrrha: “You ate my-that’s-it-you’re-dead!”
Non nobis Domine, sed nomini, Tuo da gloriam.
May 2, 2020 at 9:24 pm #111290Linyang Zhang
@devastate-lastingShatterer: I found a blank notebook. What should I put in it?
Raven: Put spaghetti in it.
Shatterer: I am taking suggestions from everyone but you.
Rainan: Put spaghetti in it.
Shatterer: I am taking suggestions from everyone but you two.
Adonis: Put spaghetti in it.
Shatterer: I am no longer taking suggestions.
***
Shen: Truth or dare?
Corin: Truth.
Shen: How many hours have you slept this week?
Corin: Dare.
Shen: Go to sleep.
Corin: …I don’t like this game.
***
Shatterer: Guys, what color do you think Aria’s hair is?
Oliver: Gray.
Ben: Silver.
Clover: Light gray…?
Shatterer: Now Aria, tell them what color you think it is.
Aria: *quietly* Dark white.
***
Adriane: Why are you like this?
Samuel: I used too much “No More Tears” shampoo as a child and haven’t felt a single emotion since then.
***
Nadia: Name an extreme sport.
David: Finishing the homework while Adriane’s collecting it.
***
Nior: I have the sharpest memory! Name one thing I forgot.
Avox: You left us in the parking lot at Wal-mart like, three weeks ago.
Nior: That was on purpose. Try again.
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Andrew: If you were a drink what would you be? I’d be green tea ramune.
Rainan: Bleach.
Rachel: Sewage.
Andrew: Whoa calm down edgelords-
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Andre: Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Corin: Because their arms are too sh-
Shen: Because they’re all dead.
***
(This is way too addicting.)
"I set a melody upon the scenery I saw outside my window;
It's beginning in my spacy world."
- TKMay 2, 2020 at 9:43 pm #111292Urwen Starial
@urwen-starial@devastate-lasting @the-inkspiller
Haha! XD Thanks for joining us!
Kirat (texting his manager): Hey, are we still on for today?
Manager: Yes. You don’t need to text me this every morning. We are still “on” for work every Monday-Friday
Kirat: Kenem? You’re here too? Amazing!
Kenem: Kirat?
Kirat: Long time no see! Man, it’s been ages. When was it I saw you last?
Kenem: That would be when you tried to kill me. REMEMBER?
Kirat: Ah, yes. Good times. Good times. . .
“Tears sparkle like fallen stars, the world at our fingertips, We didn’t know, It wasn't happiness.
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