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  • #56388
    Eden Anderson
    @eden-anderson

    @evelyn

    *promptly stops pounding and turns to @i-david with a look of concern*ย  “I hope we didn’t break her back.”

    *shoves pizza in her face as a way of repentance and grins sheepishly* “Sorry.”

    ๐Ÿ˜›

    Great meme! (and so true that it’s sad…if you know what I mean.)

    "But how could you live and have no story to tell?" - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

    #56488
    I, David
    @i-david

    @evelyn @eden-anderson *Sweating nervously* I- I’m not sure! What does it take to fix a human? Does she need water? Pizza?! Puppies?!?! Ahhhh, I’m not qualified for this!

    Also… Great memes. It’s not the humor this thread wanted; it’s the humor it needed.

    *Cough* Sorry, Dark Knight vibes…

    Anyways, glad you guys… liked? My story? Question mark?

    Now who’s next on the chopping block sharing square? ๐Ÿ˜€

    Four
    INFP
    songwriter

    #56568
    Evelyn
    @evelyn

    @i-david @eden-anderson Hot tea and Dark Knight movie references will do just fine! ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Is comedic poetry allowed here?

     

    #56569
    I, David
    @i-david

    @i-david @eden-anderson Hot tea and Dark Knight movie references will do just fine! ๐Ÿ˜‰ Is comedic poetry allowed here?

    Is it funny? If yes, then yes.

    #outofcontextquotes

    Four
    INFP
    songwriter

    #56572
    I, David
    @i-david

    The face followed IDavid. It watched his every move, haunted his every dream.

    There was no escaping from the gigantic, smiling emoji. It would get him eventually.

    It was only a matter of time.

    Four
    INFP
    songwriter

    #56579
    Eden Anderson
    @eden-anderson

    *enters thread, whistling cheerfully*

    *sees gigantic emoji, grinning evilly*

    *turns and flees in terror*


    @i-david
    ย  You shall see me no more.

     

     

    And that was the end of Eden Anderson.

    "But how could you live and have no story to tell?" - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

    #56581
    Evelyn
    @evelyn

    @i-david LOL

    I didn’t get the meaning of your message in my email. It was only until I opened the website and saw the blown up emoji. xD

    Anyways…

    “Is it funny? If yes, then yes.”

    *intimidated*

    Never mind…

    *coughs*

    Well, before I disappear into a dark, deep, dank hole, … I was wondering something. Are you Apple’s new product? The ‘i-david?’ ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • This reply was modified 2 years, 11 months ago by Evelyn.
    #56589
    I, David
    @i-david

    โ€œIs it funny? If yes, then yes.โ€

    *intimidated* Never mindโ€ฆ *coughs* Well, before I disappear into a dark, deep, dank hole, โ€ฆ I was wondering something. Are youโ€™re Appleโ€™s new product? The โ€˜i-david?โ€™ ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Don’t be intimidated.

    Be afraid.

    It’ll be fine! XD

    Also, what’s with the holes and stuff? How long have you guys been digging these holes? WHY ARE THERE HOLES?!

    And to answer your question… Uh… noooo… definitely not. I’ve already stated before that I am a person.ย Probably.

    Four
    INFP
    songwriter

    #56592
    I, David
    @i-david

    The emoji got closer every day. Soon it would take him. There was no escaping it.

    Death would soon take him. And it would be yellow.

    Four
    INFP
    songwriter

    #56594
    Evelyn
    @evelyn

    @i-david WHY ARE THERE GIANT EMOJIS HOGGING UP ALL THE THREADS!?!?!

    xD

    Tell you what, I’ll stop digging holes if you stop terrorizing Story Embers with your ballooned emojis.

    And then maybe *sniffs* @eden-anderson will return. :'(

    #56596
    I, David
    @i-david

    @i-david WHY ARE THERE GIANT EMOJIS HOGGING UP ALL THE THREADS!?!?! xD Tell you what, Iโ€™ll stop digging holes if you stop terrorizing Story Embers with your ballooned emojis. And then maybe *sniffs* @eden-anderson will return. :'(

    *Weeping* It was never meant to be like this! *Flees into exile*

    Four
    INFP
    songwriter

    #56602
    Evelyn
    @evelyn

    @i-david

    The day the thread died…

    #56607
    Eden Anderson
    @eden-anderson

    *Eden Anderson weeps hysterically from somewhere in the shadows*

    "But how could you live and have no story to tell?" - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

    #56610
    Evelyn
    @evelyn

    *suppresses the deep pain inside*

    Come friends *takes a deep breath* let us not be divided by this monster. We most rise above our fears and stand against it’s evil yellow face.

    #56622
    Rochellaine
    @rochellaine

    @i-david @evelyn @eden-anderson

    I disappear for one day, only to come back and find gigantic emojis terrorizing the populace, and people choking on puppies – or was it tea? ๐Ÿ˜›

    I am becoming a little wary of this place.ย  Should I disappear again?? :0

    Nonsense makes the heart grow fonder ~ Carolyn Wells

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