You know you’re a writer when…
… you see the poster picture for the new movie coming out and immediately begin predicting what’s going to happen based on what’s pictured. *cough cough yesterday cough how to train your dragon cough cough*
… you’re very critical and talk a lot during movies sometimes by accident to comment on what the characters are doing right or wrong.
… you dream of having a room dedicated to all the mugs you’re going to buy when you get a house of your own.
… someone is being dramatic and trying to make a point by acting out a bunch of horrible demises and you start laughing because you find the melodrama funny.
… you can’t afford, like, anything, and all the gifts you receive at your birthday and Christmas are book and writing related.