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Kylie S. Pierce
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And some more!

 

Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Ruse, Aisling

Looks like could kill you and is actually a cinnamon roll: Shaye

Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Daisy

Looks like could kill you and could actually kill you: Teaghan

 

Ruse: Guys, there’s three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Ruse way.

Teaghan: Isn’t that the wrong way?

Ruse: Yeah, but it’s faster.

 

Ruse: How do I politely tell someone I want to hit their face with a brick several times?

Teaghan: One wishes to acquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edged object fundamentally used in the construction of walls repeatedly.

Ruse: *Stares at Teaghan* That was poetry.

Shaye: That was a cry for therapy from both of you.

 

Ruse: Just bring Shaye to me.

Aisling: He locked himself in the bathroom.

Ruse: Just l him I said something.

Daisy: *looks up from her homework curiously* Said what?

Ruse: Anything factually inaccurate.

*ten minutes later*

Shaye to Ruse: I’m sorry, the sky is blue because it’s reflecting the color of the ocean?

Teaghan: *trying to explain something to Daisy* *chuckles and rolls eyes at the antics of her friends* Of course Shaye, didn’t you know that?

 

*Loud buzzing sound of conversation from a crowd of people*

Teaghan: QUIET!!!!

*Talking gets louder*

Teaghan: *sighs* I’M CHANGING THE WIFI PASSWORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*people are suddenly paying attention*

Ruse: *screams*

 

Filling out tax forms:

Teaghan: Somehow works the form so she gets a $9,000 refund

Daisy: Fills form out painstakingly and freaks out when she owes a miniscule amount

Shaye: Fills it out in 56 seconds flat

Aisling: Worries excessively that she’s forgetting something because she doesn’t want IRS conflict

Ruse: Doodles and makes jokes in the margins and ends up getting an audit backed by a SWAT team

 

Ruse: It’s really muggy out.

Teaghan: If I go out and find all of our mugs on the lawn, I’m leaving.

Ruse: *Holds up his coffee mug and takes a sip*

Teaghan: *breathes out sigh of relief* *heads down the hallway to the door*

Ruse: She’s gone, Ash, you can change it back now.

*Coffee mug shimmers and changes back into a bowl*

*Both wait for a second*

Teaghan: *steps out on the porch* *sees a bunch of mugs on the lawn* RUSE!!!!!!!

 

*rolls eyes* My characters… *shakes head*

"The seed of the New World smolders. Bear the Flame."~The Green Ember.

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