And some more!
Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Ruse, Aisling
Looks like could kill you and is actually a cinnamon roll: Shaye
Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Daisy
Looks like could kill you and could actually kill you: Teaghan
Ruse: Guys, there’s three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Ruse way.
Teaghan: Isn’t that the wrong way?
Ruse: Yeah, but it’s faster.
Ruse: How do I politely tell someone I want to hit their face with a brick several times?
Teaghan: One wishes to acquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edged object fundamentally used in the construction of walls repeatedly.
Ruse: *Stares at Teaghan* That was poetry.
Shaye: That was a cry for therapy from both of you.
Ruse: Just bring Shaye to me.
Aisling: He locked himself in the bathroom.
Ruse: Just l him I said something.
Daisy: *looks up from her homework curiously* Said what?
Ruse: Anything factually inaccurate.
*ten minutes later*
Shaye to Ruse: I’m sorry, the sky is blue because it’s reflecting the color of the ocean?
Teaghan: *trying to explain something to Daisy* *chuckles and rolls eyes at the antics of her friends* Of course Shaye, didn’t you know that?
*Loud buzzing sound of conversation from a crowd of people*
*Talking gets louder*
Teaghan: *sighs* I’M CHANGING THE WIFI PASSWORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*people are suddenly paying attention*
Filling out tax forms:
Teaghan: Somehow works the form so she gets a $9,000 refund
Daisy: Fills form out painstakingly and freaks out when she owes a miniscule amount
Shaye: Fills it out in 56 seconds flat
Aisling: Worries excessively that she’s forgetting something because she doesn’t want IRS conflict
Ruse: Doodles and makes jokes in the margins and ends up getting an audit backed by a SWAT team
Ruse: It’s really muggy out.
Teaghan: If I go out and find all of our mugs on the lawn, I’m leaving.
Ruse: *Holds up his coffee mug and takes a sip*
Teaghan: *breathes out sigh of relief* *heads down the hallway to the door*
Ruse: She’s gone, Ash, you can change it back now.
*Coffee mug shimmers and changes back into a bowl*
*Both wait for a second*
Teaghan: *steps out on the porch* *sees a bunch of mugs on the lawn* RUSE!!!!!!!
*rolls eyes* My characters… *shakes head*
"The seed of the New World smolders. Bear the Flame."~The Green Ember.