Oh my goodness, those are hilarious y’all!
The second book:
It’s a road trip but nobody wants to be there and they hate each other, resulting in the most sarcasm ever heard on this earth.
And the entire series:
Literally everyone: “Liorah, don’t do the thing!!”
Liorah: *Does the thing with awful results* “Oops.”
"Stories are light. Light is precious in a world so dark." The Tale of Despereaux