I find myself wanting to do a few so here goes–
Respect Women Juice:
Wyatt–drinks a water bottle full of it without taking a breath and concludes with a really loud burp
Theo–sniffs at it suspiciously, looks up to see his little sister in fairy wings and a tutu dancing around the kitchen, and downs it like a shot
And a few rewritten Vines.
Sadie: Theo, let me see what you have–
Theo: a KNIFE!
Wyatt: Dear diary, today I couldn’t find my diary, so I’m writing this on both of my Kung Fu Panda 2 DVDs
Wyatt: *falls through ceiling*
Theo: hey Ron
W: hey Billy
I say I won’t buy any more books until I’ve finished the ones I have, and then I laugh at myself.